Use your cars, who needs guns when we have cars. Cars kill more people in Malaysia than firearms do. If we had zombies invading Malaysia, most Malaysians are clueless about firearms and would have no clue how to use them and that's a bad thing. On the other hand, MANY Malaysians are already bad drivers, get into accidents and almost run pedestrians over on a daily basis, and when everyone else on the road is a zombie, that's a good thing.

>.> So? The only way you can lose in speed to a zombie is if you're in a proton. When all hell breaks lose, who'd be stupid enough to drive a proton, go relieve naza of their ferarris and porsches.

Necrophilia, it's not a fettish, it's a lifestyle. Lawl.

Killjoy. Where's the fun in breaking into some zombies house and axing his head off while he's on the computer?

Or they could just eat your face while you stab them with what might aswell be a kitchen knife.

Obviously, if you're going to fight the living dead, any melee weapon you use must be able of severing limbs or crushing bones on the first hit. Which is why you use a VEHICLE as a melee weapon.

Thermite would be useful, toss a bottle full of it in a small IED and watch it melt through flesh bone and just about anything else it lands on.

Sure, if you can find a chopper with a rotor durable enough to slice through the hordes, with a powerplant powerful enough to do it and ofcourse you need to know how to fly one. Or just get a truck, stick 4-5 chainsaws to it and charge them.

Who's gonna nuke Malaysia for us and who's gonna let people from a zombie infected nation move into their nation. They'll nuke us along with the zombies.

When zombies are eating people's faces, all law and order has gone down the toilet and life as we know it is gone... Who's going to sell you something on lelong? In the event that someone does sell it to you, who's going to mail it to you?

Yeah, cause the living dead will be bothered by someone sticking a kitchen knife in their backs...

Yeah, cause poison would kill dead people... No.


A baseball bat would be more effective, a good solid one with a good heft to it, not the lightweight crap ones though. Or better yet, a good heavy hammer. Nothing like a 15lbs of steel pwnage.

Or you could always go with a MOTOR VEHICLE. Go GTA IV on them.

This post has been edited by malaysianPotato: May 4 2008, 06:48 PM

Gasoline doesn't burn hot enough to stop zombies. What would happen is you'd set them on fire and they'd come and eat your face, but it's worse now cause now you're on fire too.

With you in it? Cause you're not getting out of the country once it's found out that we have a zombie virus.

Chances of us getting nuked are minor, what'll happen is SEA will get quarrantined and a buffer zone between us and the rest of the world will be drawn out. Probably with a very large number of daisy cutters, moabs and foabs. After that, you'll watch on CNN how Apache gunships pick off zombies and would-be-escapies from 3-4000ft out with 30mike mike.