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sharkteef
post Apr 22 2008, 05:25 PM, updated 10y ago

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A Sikh man is walking along Jalan Bukit Bintang, in Kuala Lumpur one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those "exclusive" ladies-of-the-trade.
"How much do you charge?", asks Gerdial Singh. Candy replies, "It starts at 500 ringgit for a hand-job."
Gerdial says, "500 ringgit for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Candy says, "Do you see that Candy Restaurant
on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the next Candy's about another block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see the third Candy's, just by the side of the old Cathay cinema?"
"Yes."
"Well," says Candy, smiling invitingly, "I own those.
And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 ringgit."
Gerdial then exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel.
A short time later, Mr Gerdial Singh is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500 ringgit.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 ringgit?"
Candy replies, "RM1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

Candy then says, while signalling Gerdial to come closer to her.

"Come closer to this window, big boy. Do you see that bank just across the junction to
Jalan Sultan Ismail? I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every sen of 1,500 ringgit !"

And poor Gerdial, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off
his intended new mobile phone and says, "Give it to me !!!"

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
Mr Singh can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one more glorious and
unforgettable experience.

He then asks Candy,"How much for some pus*y?"

Candy replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Kuala Lumpur is laid out before us ..... all those beautiful lights,
banks .... corporate offices .... business houses ..... and big-&-small shops and places?"

"Wowwww !!" Gerdial shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city ??"

"No," Candy replies, "but I would if I had a puss*."

This post has been edited by sharkteef: Apr 22 2008, 06:28 PM
fookie
post Apr 22 2008, 06:25 PM

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owh damn.. biggrin.gif
sikh got got divided by 0

This post has been edited by fookie: Apr 22 2008, 06:55 PM
khairolnizam
post Apr 22 2008, 06:27 PM

ouh.. ok..
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thx for sharing tho
dgrebel
post Apr 22 2008, 06:29 PM

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dammit.. u just changed to pus c..

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post Apr 22 2008, 06:33 PM

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her first name won't be John would it?
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post Apr 22 2008, 08:30 PM

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hahaha, owned!
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post Apr 23 2008, 07:52 AM

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Kena Pegang!!
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post Apr 23 2008, 01:06 PM

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but i dont mind, unlike TS tongue.gif
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post Apr 7 2012, 11:56 AM

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hahah funny funny
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post Apr 7 2012, 02:03 PM

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post Apr 9 2012, 11:20 AM

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post Apr 10 2012, 10:20 PM

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post Apr 13 2012, 01:30 PM

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LOLOLOLOL
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post Apr 16 2012, 09:42 AM

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post Oct 27 2012, 05:40 AM

Cha La, Head Cha La!
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hahaha wadafak maaangggg
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post Oct 27 2012, 11:35 AM

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NOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOOOL
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post Oct 29 2012, 03:54 PM

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LOL haih
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post Nov 11 2012, 05:29 PM

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TOTALLY PAWNED HIS ASSS! thumbup.gif hahaha
joefbi
post Nov 19 2012, 03:55 PM

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ass can what
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post Nov 20 2012, 06:37 AM

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QUOTE(joefbi @ Nov 19 2012, 03:55 PM)
ass can what
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ass can cucuk biggrin.gif
both male & female tongue.gif
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post Nov 28 2012, 09:36 PM

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bapak klakar... hahaha singh got pwn'd... laugh.gif

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