TOPIC of d day: y do u look so sleepy in ur avatar...?

wakakaka..
coz i took it like few hours after waking up...
hahahaha

yar kar...? i thought u lost of energy handling some1 on bed...

wth.....can think until like tat  

yar kar...? i thought u lost of energy handling some1 on bed...

any1 also can think like tat la... tat day i post my morning juz woke up pic they also say i look like i'm humping some1...        

feiming back dy? 

Ghost Story #1

When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the
jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home
too late as there wouldn't be any transportation after a certain time.

One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for
supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there
was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting
darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles
to take me home.

There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took
compassion on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a
man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his
motorbike.

On the way home, we were passing by a temple. At night, the
temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the
candles. At first,the motorcyclist was warm and friendly.
When we approached the temple, the motorcyclist's eyes grew
bigger and bigger.His kind face turned into a face of anger.
He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me.
I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry
face.

Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled
at me.

"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please move it away???"

Ghost Story #2

When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to
each other. They played with each other everyday. It was
like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were
always together.

A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner,
without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.

One day, A was involved in an accident and died.
B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday.
He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice
with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.

The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside!
B was petrified. He thought, it must be A who came and took the
fried egg away.The same thing happened the next day and the day after
that.

B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the
same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the
cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box to
check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no
fried egg in the box after all.

Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the
restaurant and demanded to see the Chef. "Where is the fried
egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have
cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"

Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg was inside the box. The Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg!!"

Ghost Story #3

When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of
friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being
young and away from home for the first time, we drank and
smoked like nobody's business.

One night, we were drunk and flagged the last bus
down to go home.Being tired, we slept in the bus.
It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awoken by the
chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in
the bus, and I was the last passenger. I looked in front to
check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in
sight. Yet, the bus was moving.

I panicked and rubbed my eyes to make sure that I
was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold.
I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as
hard as I could to get away.

Then I heard someone yelled at me from
behind the bus."Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push
the bus!" yelled the bus driver.

I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke
down while I was asleep.

THE END;

Lesson to learn: Hehehe...ya. It is not scary at all But I hope it was
a nice read...

Just for laugh ...

Well, here is something to link the 5C's to the newer 5B's!

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK

I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?

B - BMW

B - Body

B - Brain

B - Billionaire

B - Bungalow

And addition with the 5K's.

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasee (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's and 5K's for Singaporeans, now comes the 5 numerals and Malaysia's equivalent.

Singaporeans' "practice" for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysian Malays' "practice" for Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House


[ Get from a forwarded message by my friend .. nothing to do with me ]

wtf god has anything to do wit this? hahaha