AHhh! i mean Pika-Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! lol my bad

right......ash were u high?

She turn around and gave that big boo-dy a slap!
She hit the floor, (she hit the floor)
Shorty got Low, low, low ,low low....



Nah, I'm low nigga! I ain't high for shits. You know what I'm saying brother from another mother? Comprendo?

PS: I ain't crackin' on no pots man. Ya'll think I'm high but ya'll ain't got it straight. Ya'll better get your shit together before I blow ya brains out. You know what I'm saying nigga?

lol ashley has lost it. All that time spent with beckham and his panties has finally pushed him over the edge.

Slayer wat was ur name on saturday??

lol

poor guy... ill say a few prayers...
Well at least i can say i know a drug abuser now lol.
Well this explains how your so good at COD4... the drugs increase ur reflexes lol

Oh yeahh.... regarding reflexes... I think CoD4 made my reflex faster in real life... No joke, I'm serious. I freaking see things before they come!!! Its as if I 'took drugs'. LoL

lol
Ashley walks into the kitchen , Mother: ''Hey ashley, heres an apple for you,'' she throws apple to ashley.
Ashley turns, pulls out desert eagle and blows apple to kingdom come.
''Im not hungry mom''

I thought I was in the marksman competetion? Mom!?? Is that you!? I thought u were the fox! HOLY COW!

*Gets on his knees*

*and says*

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!"
(Star wars style)

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Added on April 28, 2008, 11:24 amOh wait.... I shot the apple rite? lol

This post has been edited by [ESP].Ashley: Apr 28 2008, 11:24 AM

lol yes the apple, not the mom hahahaha. (i hope)
You going cc today?

so much for CoD 4 torny discussion theard.......* leaves theard*

lol, its an innocent hypothetical situtation, discussing the merits of using illegal substances to improve your COD4 game. Technically can be related to tournament.

yeah... to work.. lol no playing cause i have a few appointments today. Gotta see.....

Sally
Elaine
Xandra
Yin Ling

they are my 4 mistresses and "With their powers combine, they are Captain Planet!" *Music plays* Captain Planet, he's the hero! Gonna take him down to zero. LoL Crap... that was the pot... I mean....

the 4 of them makes S.E.X.Y and tambah them with my wife Emily. I get SEXY Emily. lol


*Picture me on the beach with 5 girls in bikini*
ahhh.... this is the life....
Sally blows me
Elaine gives me something to suck
Xandra feeds me cherries
Yin Ling gives me her flowers

and EMily is my all time favourite Wifey!

lol ur married too??

OOohhhh yeah baby! In my fantasy world... lol Oh wait.. in my fantasy world I Should be a freedom fighter! SO.... I'll be on the beach... with my swimming underwear with a Jet Fighter picture on the crotch. LoL

lol, and all the girls will be standing away from u with a 10 metre radius.
lol jet fighter... im sure that gets the girls *sarcasm*

oh yeah baby. I've got Jet power!

lol i really dont wanna know.
Hey ashley, meant to ask. Dont u have college or uni or something? or u finished?

"Sally blows me
Elaine gives me something to suck
Xandra feeds me cherries
Yin Ling gives me her flowers"

JUst so nobody thinks i'm a pervert...

Sally is blowing wind at me
Elaine is giving me a straw from my drink to suck
Xandra is feeding me her cherries... err.. I mean cherries
Yin Ling is plucking flowers for me cause I like the smell.

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Added on April 28, 2008, 11:37 amnah, I start college again this coming Sept. 4 months to go. Loonnngg-za-wayZ!

This post has been edited by [ESP].Ashley: Apr 28 2008, 11:37 AM

lol lost cause.
Hope ur mom doenst happen to frequent these forums lol. Might be in for a bit of a shock.
Ok i gotta go now, dad wanna use the comp. Ill go play assassins creed on my PS3