Today is great, just great. My newly registered line was supposed to ready to today, but yesterday TMNut called up and informed me there were technical issues with the port (huh?) and the new line still kenot be ready yet so I decided to used back my old fax line (wif splitter) and redid the whole setup myself, now connection abit slow, dunno why maybe cuz Alor Star Holday kut

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anything wrong here ?

TMNet is f***in corrupted

My streamyx agent called up and informed me that HIS registeration form was rejected because I had already registered ANOTHER business plan from ANOTHER reseller. We both went to TM center to complain, and then went arguing with the permohonan b**** (YES I REMEMBER YOUR FRICKIN NAME, OLD f***IN b**** WITH NO TIITS) and she refer us to the duty officer in-charge (YOU TOO, FAT f***), that f***in duty officer keep babbling about that 1 year agreement term, WTFH b**** IM DIDNT REGISTER WITH FOR ANOTHER BUSINESS PLAN !!!! My agent told me to wait (and to calm down cuz i was banging the table ) and he went upstairs to the TM office to solve this. . . . . . . . . . . 1 hour later, he came back with another duty officer (HOT MILF WITH HOT BODY, I'D HIT IT) and the officer informed me that the 2nd registered line was done by a reseller in KL, KKKKLLLL !!!!!! She told me to come into her office and there she told me that TM HQ in KL have a continous 'leakage' of newly registered no. listings, they get 'bonus comission' for helping local resellers with are ex TM staffs. She decided to refund RM50 for the wiring (kontraktor buat punya, lu bayar, officer ni bagus ) and cancelled both business plan for me, knowing that these errors are caused by inside job and there's nothing she can do about it. She then told me Im not the only victim, tak payah cakap banyak, I pun paham. My agent on the other hand was damn furious with this and demanded the officer to file in a report. The officer pun sudah mau pening kepala. then I went yum cha with my agent (kesian dgn dia ni, commision takde, business dia orang lain ambil alih).

teh tehlevisyen iz stell availehbell, uss it waisleh

wah Calvin also wan to join the screamyx hate crew ah

What in the f***s name is wrong with them lately, 95.5MB file take more than 4 hours to download and youtube video loading is taking longer than usual !?!??! That's it, im gonna kill my neighbours !!!

What a way to get themselves off the hook, sohai basztardos

Sauce : http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia#Education_of_Malaysia

Favorite quotes of the Customer Service representative at TMwait Slowmyx / TMnerd Shitmyx


"We will assign a contracter to your place to look into the matter by tomorrow(in fact a week)."
(if u r using external ADSL modem)"Is the light of the ADSL light blinking or off??"
"Windows XP firewall make your slow koneksion"
"What is the error code shown? If u using router, please try manual konek and call us again."
"Please turn your modem upside down and try again"
"Please unplug your network cable and turn it around and plug it back in" (Witchcraft lah, just stand up and turn around 3 times, your internet will be aaalrite!)
"What version of Windows are you using?" (If it ain't WinXP, fuxx you, we do not support Mac, Win2k or Linux)
"Please unplug your microfilter and plug the modem wire directly into the wall socket" (I can hear the pages flipping, she's either reading Kosmo! or from a frickin' manual, which I can also do, and Fuxx You very much, I already tried, my microfilter is brand new)
"You must plug your SATA modem to the IDE floppy disk and put your USB monitor to the 2-socket plug. Then only can you turn on the 30-Amp power to your Acer.
"I tak tahu..." / "Saya don't know..."
" "Currently, we have no service distruption in malaysia" <--- a good reply when international cable breakdown. Stupid Customer service dont even know.
" Nonit talk so much la..... Let me make report for u. U take the report number and keep quiet... Wait for technician to come( if he remembers).. Bye.... tooo..tooo..
" Now restart your comp....
" Uninstall and then reinstall the network driver. That didn't work for you? What you don't have your original disks? No problem, use this web site... what do you mean you have no Internet without the driver? Are you trying to question me?"
"Please reinstall your modem"(driver)
" I am sorry, our support does not cover that. Try calling the company that made your computer or Microsoft. (I have no idea what you are talking about and my script does not cover these sorts of things. Rather than tell you I have no talent, I am instead telling you to go somewhere else and passing the buck to them. Yet I know they also have help desks in Malaysia so I am phoning them ahead to warn them about you. You are so fuxxored.)
"Talk talk talk... Please wait while all our staffs are engaged on line...(Stupid tmnut song plays... played over and over hundred of times.. then, line disconnected" - This happened when all the staffs went to minum kopi, lepak, talk cock ...etc watever and refused to answer the phone because they know they can't do anything other than saying "Please wait while our technical workers are currently fixing the problemss"
"Huh ?"
"Cannot... cannot" -TMNET customer service on speaking to your supervisor
"Tomorrow you come lah... to tmnet center" -TMNET customer service typical panics
An official reply via email from their customer service: "Send email with details can ? We no receive your email at all." Same email recycle until customers give up.
"Suh... you made no payments" -on the bill you paid 3 months ago, now they're threating to block your connection
"Oh unplug your cable lah, then you squeeze squeeze should be ok adiiiiii!!!"
"Slow? I think you should upgrade to Slowmyx 1 Meg. How much you are paying now? Just add little bit only ma."
"Unplug your telephone line, rub it towards your breast, let the telephone line gets high, then plug back in ur *******. I'm 100% u can use ur internet to see BOGEL INTERNET."
First time calling: "We need three working days to solve this problem." Call after three days: "We need three working days to solve this problem." and continue the process.
Huh????Our connection is the fastest among the Asia...u still wan to complain.....our 1kbps speed is faster than a Porches 911...
"We're very sorry. All our staffs are busy at the moment. Please call back later. Thank you for using streamyx..."
Nobody answers.

Damnt Im downloading a 100MB file at a rate of 6kb/s, im gonna shoot those sohai tmnut employees if i see them

Finished this afternoon. Now downloading at a rate of 4.7kb/s, sigh

Wanna call SC to release anger ? I did this after after giving that 'pok kai ham ka ling' my username

gov.my

Its hopeless, bro. Dun waste your time too.

Why I all my files completed downloading at 65-70% ? All files are completed, not corrupted.

Im blessed ?

im downloading at 5kb/s

its getting worse

omg now 6.2kbps download speed, last night I can reach 30kbps

i curse yall for this

sillyness

Yesterday I was downloading a 100mb file at 25kb/s, download completed in 30 mins and always finish at 70% (Opera), but its 100% completed. This is weird.

but now speed sucks

mah siggy

This post has been edited by JonSpark: Aug 27 2008, 09:21 PM

i lol'ed at you.

move to Sillypore

yay im downloading files at 7.5kbps

Man right now even slower than 7kbps

nabezz ...... im downloading at 3.5kbps, yesterday 7kbps i almost burst, now this!!!!