Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then I'll begin.

Interesting species the 'Douchebag' and the 'Jerk'. Whats more interesting is, that this variety of loser thrives and is totally dependant on numerous entirely different species of loser, the 'Noob', the 'Retard', the 'Incompetent'.

It is common to see various forms of animosity between the two species such as corpse-camping, ganking, and personal attacks on [insert attribute i.e skill, or macro, or just knowledge] and for the other way, there are whining posts, personal attacks on [insert - gender, sexual orientation, legitimacy of birth within a marriage. etc] and threats of reports to the powers that be whether it be Guild Masters, Game Masters, or the guilty parties mother, sister, or cousin .

The levels of such attacks are especially the case between hybrid breeds of any number of the species i.e the 'Incompetent Noob' or the 'Retarded Jerk', or in some rare cases, the 'Retarded Retard Jerk'(*1).

Most(*2) players fall into at least one of these categorical species.

These types are rated as species A for the predatory species and species B for the more timid and weaker variety.

Judging by your incessant whining (alongside the other billions of posts on this topic) I guess you would fall into the latter category.



-notes

*1 Rare but a large occurance of this species has known to be encountered on many of the US Oceanic servers.

*2 Does not apply to absolute all players (just most)



For more information on Dr. U. F. Uckov's research into this topic feel free to email him at www.eatshit@gof***yourself.com