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Added on March 26, 2008, 10:51 am1. Do you know why girls don't keep their mobiles in shirt pocket?
B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains

2. Do you know why boys keep their mobiles in pant pockets?
B'coz signals are high near the tower..

3. Q:: What is the difference between pulling down a curtain and panty??
A:: When you pull a curtain down, "It means that the show is over".
But, pulling down a panty means "It's show time".

4. BOYS PLEDGE:
Malaysia is our nation,
Girls are our destination,
Flirting is our Profession,
Dating is our Occupation,
to hell with our Education.

5. GIRLS POLICY:
Fraud with innocent boys;
Fun with Handsome boys;
Friendship with Smart boys;
Love with Faithful boys;
Marriage with Rich boys.

6. Traveller to co-passenger on seeing her zip open:
"Madam, your lips are laughing".
She replied "yeah, it want a cigarette".

7. A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl.
GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage..
BOY: OK, call me when you are married.

8. A boy from third class asked his teacher, can a girl of my age have
babies?
She said, "What? NEVER"
Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not to worry"
Thought of the day:
SEX is like a restaurant, Sometimes you get good service, sometimes you
get bad service, sometimes no service and Many times you have to be
happy with self-service.

ur bonus 6 months.hello cover everything la.just cut the BSR trip will do.uauhauhaa

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Added on March 26, 2008, 12:48 pmsifu tetek also 7 years old daughter.he still can go hardcore fishing mah