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Hobbies Fishing Club v7, No Fishing No Life !

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post Apr 28 2008, 06:52 AM

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in thailand ka sifu nico..
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post Apr 28 2008, 01:51 PM

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QUOTE(nicotine @ Apr 28 2008, 01:43 PM)
yeap sifu q is right....  i'm in thai sifu fookie
heheh tak mau ler, nanti kena STD oh!!
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haha..my bad sifu nico..kept looking at mermaid pic until forget how to read blush.gif

better not ask for the telephone number. or else you'll be like this mangkali guy.
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A Sikh man is walking along Jalan Bukit Bintang, in Kuala Lumpur one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those "exclusive" ladies-of-the-trade.
"How much do you charge?", asks Gerdial Singh. Candy replies, "It starts at 500 ringgit for a hand-job."
Gerdial says, "500 ringgit for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Candy says, "Do you see that Candy Restaurant
on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the next Candy's about another block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see the third Candy's, just by the side of the old Cathay cinema?"
"Yes."
"Well," says Candy, smiling invitingly, "I own those.
And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 ringgit."
Gerdial then exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel.
A short time later, Mr Gerdial Singh is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500 ringgit.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 ringgit?"
Candy replies, "RM1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

Candy then says, while signalling Gerdial to come closer to her.

"Come closer to this window, big boy. Do you see that bank just across the junction to
Jalan Sultan Ismail? I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every sen of 1,500 ringgit !"

And poor Gerdial, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off
his intended new mobile phone and says, "Give it to me !!!"

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
Mr Singh can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one more glorious and
unforgettable experience.

He then asks Candy,"How much for some pus*y?"

Candy replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Kuala Lumpur is laid out before us ..... all those beautiful lights,
banks .... corporate offices .... business houses ..... and big-&-small shops and places?"

"Wowwww !!" Gerdial shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city ??"

"No," Candy replies, "but I would if I had a puss*."



Added on April 28, 2008, 4:06 pmwah no splash meh..!

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QUOTE(Geon82 @ Apr 28 2008, 04:18 PM)
ohh, last saturday was at towfoo alone. not much people <5 angler there only basically practice my biat caster skill. no landed, but got strike using "owner" lure at tadika pond, suspect a haruan.
others angler result, so far i know, no 1 hook up. according to aziz, the best bait now still bread.
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wat is "owner" lure?
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QUOTE(matt_1712 @ Apr 28 2008, 04:50 PM)
haloo! i went to a pond in sg buloh with my friends last week. was raining a bit when we reached but we still played la.

ladies and gentleman, my first ever big fish caught:

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6kg pacu

now i'm addicted to fishing smile.gif
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wow nice fish you got there nod.gif
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post Apr 28 2008, 04:55 PM

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oh..i never been to a paypond before..so i dont know the RnR there.. T_T


Added on April 28, 2008, 4:56 pmlure dem expensive lar..rm 20+ each..if let fish tapau or stuck at stone heartache lar..

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QUOTE(QiW @ Apr 28 2008, 06:22 PM)
towfoo is located in kundang .. further in abit from sg buloh .. hehehe
good catch la .. at least never SPk .. hahhhaaa
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SPk is wat??
i realised one of my reel rosak already.. cry.gif
need to buy 2 set of rod n reels already cry.gif
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post Apr 30 2008, 04:00 PM

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i found a deserted beach beside teluk batik which no one every been before..then the other day my fren went there..dem alot of ppl fishing there..
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post Apr 30 2008, 07:36 PM

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tomorrow labour day.i need to study sommore..damn it~~
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post May 1 2008, 02:52 PM

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went marina island jz now at 9 oclock.
nearly SPK until around 12..then caught 3 grouper,1 normal and 2 juveniles(CnR) and 3 whitings..
no peektures sorry.
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post May 2 2008, 07:57 AM

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no splash??
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post May 2 2008, 01:33 PM

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QUOTE(Geon82 @ May 2 2008, 08:32 AM)
hua, bro fookie, said need study on labour day but end up go fishing ahh... jahat. and u already know use the special term "splash" hahahahahah
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early in the morning the marina island boss called my fren up..then my fren call me lor..the catch yesterday suck lar..normally we'll land like 4 or 5 normal grouper one..manatau only 1 normal grouper and 2 juvenile grouper.. shocking.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif
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post May 2 2008, 03:44 PM

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anyone plays go fish! in warcraft??
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post May 2 2008, 04:03 PM

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sifu ice..got salt water tilapia meh..
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post May 2 2008, 04:04 PM

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i tot tilapia is fresh water one..
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post May 2 2008, 04:07 PM

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oh..like the siakap in fresh water...
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post May 2 2008, 04:17 PM

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sifu rory didnt go fishing during labor day?
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post May 2 2008, 04:22 PM

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wah..so hardworking.. smile.gif

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post May 2 2008, 04:28 PM

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look at the damn jig..1kg +??
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post May 2 2008, 04:29 PM

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oops..sorry..reuploaded on a diff imaging server
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post May 2 2008, 10:35 PM

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i also think 2nd pic is mangrove jack..

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