1 day ~ the monk go to town and buy some stuff. so luck this 2 brat meet this monk. they ask him and found out he is the person they look for.

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Added on February 18, 2008, 12:47 amboth of them beg and pray to the monk for take them as student. but the monk say "if you got yuen fan with buddha no matter wat u did also can be my apprentice keh".


This post has been edited by Aggronax: Feb 18 2008, 12:47 AM

so techno ask monk wat are the requirement he need to be a monk.

the monk answer. to be a monk need to be mm dai kai hong.

which mean

- no sex
- no power
- no fight
- no gamble
- no meat

Techno on the spot say ~ sure not problem. because i got nick as monk ~ i can do it master ~

so the monk ask techno to do something for him

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Added on February 18, 2008, 12:53 amthe monk say wan to tested techno really sincere or not. he ask techno to bring 100 prostitute + 50 little gal (little gal is add on since I was pedo bear certified lolz)

then ask he try to be general of army, kill a innocent ppl name siu yuk, then win 10000million and bring also meat to him and see

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Added on February 18, 2008, 12:57 amtechno so confuse and 1st he go buy meat then he manage to get the postitute for his master....... sadly during to prove no power stage. techno KIA ~ T_T because he dun know shaolin golden armor skill......
amithaba ~ he is history jor ~~~~~~~

then Vin shall continue to be general ~ he learn golden armor skill from the monk and success ~ yay ~ then he dun gamble at casino instead rob the whole casino ~ LMAO ~ he is so clever ~ at last ~ kill 1 innocent ppl nia ~~~~~~ senang lah ~ now he is general wat....
so he chop char siu head like chop char siu ~~~~~~

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Added on February 18, 2008, 12:58 am*Aggronax see all ppl sleep liao ? no ppl movement keh? *

nvm lah ~ I continue tomolo ~ kakakakakka

This post has been edited by Aggronax: Feb 18 2008, 12:58 AM

ya meh ? seem like all sleep liao

it a mircle ~ got ppl reply

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Added on February 18, 2008, 1:06 amperhaps I shall tell some little bit hamsap story kasi u all stim up

This post has been edited by Aggronax: Feb 18 2008, 01:06 AM

kekkeek
okoko guessing game

once a upon a time ~ there is a hunter which he when to the jungle of Africa to hunt the most famous gorila ~

1 day, 1 stupid gorilla was relaxing under the big tree ~ ah ~~~~~~ so song ah ~~~~~

from far away ~ the hunter saw the gorilla ~~~ and aim at it ~ then he shot ~ 'BANG !!!!!!!!!' ~

omg ~the bullet miss jor ~~~~ tarak kena the stupid gorilla ~ yay ~~ BUT ...... the gorilla is bleeding ~ T_T

why ? ??? WHY THE STUPID GORILA IS BLEEDING ? WHILE NO BULLET KENA ~

there no dahan kena his head ~ lolz ~ many ppl say this liao

KAKAKAKAKAKA ~ WRONG !~

wrong also ~~~~~~~ kakakakaka

wrong ~ that not me ~

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Added on February 18, 2008, 1:25 amno ~ the answer related was always I post 1

This post has been edited by Aggronax: Feb 18 2008, 01:25 AM

JS ~ u guess la

actually dup almost get the answer 1 ~ she so clever

THE ANSWER:

The bullet really miss the stupid gorilla ~ but why the gorilla bleeding? yes ~ the answer is

once gorilla nothing to do, it will start digging it nose ~ then sudden heard 'BANG !' terkejut and tercucuk to deep to nose ~
that why bleeding lor ~~~~~~~~

who say funny ~ I say guessing game ~ kekekek

las t guessing game before i oi oi ~ wan?

about 10years ago, if you all recall of Asia economy crisis?
there is a very hardworking and poor clerk in a company. At the end of that year, he been award the most hardworking staff in the company.
The price? yes, a trip to JAPAN ~~! walau ~ include 7 day in tokyo hotel and business class ticket !

So he pack up ~ and to go Japan ~~~~~~~
once he arrived at Narita Airport ~ he saw a taxi come and he sit on it and say "Wah ~ Toyota ~ made in japan, veli fast ! "
(FYI, during 97 m'sia car increase alot and normal japanese car consider very good liao and expensive)

then he ask the cab driver bring him to tokyo hotel, on the way he saw a Honda sport car ~ he yell "WAH ~! HONDA !!!! MADE IN JAPAN ~! VELI FAST !" the cab drive then arrive to the lobby . before he off ~ he saw a nissan sport car "OMG ! SKYLINE ! Made in Japan ~ Veli Fast !". the drive..... begin irritated ~ .......

then the charge was 10000 yen = RM 330 ~ the worker surpise and ask how come so expensive ?


Wat is the answer the driver say ?

yes ~

The Answer :

The cab driver say to the worker "Oi! Bradder ~ this meter is CASIO !!!!!!! MADE IN JAPAN !!!! VELI FAST MOVE !!"

............ the worker

sony were got produce taxi meter

ya ~ tomolo i gip more ~ kakakakk

sneak preview of hamsap question ~
why gal got 1 pair boobs not 1 or 3 keh ? why must 2 keh?

bye ~ answer shall review tomolo ~ dun pm ~ kakakakaka