wei... later this thread kena closed pulak...

once upon a time, there was 1 boy who live in the mountain and grew up with a brunch of monks. the boy nvr see a woman before in his life.
1 day, the head of the monk ask the little boy to do something for them since they all monk are forbidden to go downhill. the boy was delight to taking this task. The task is find *** LEI(a monk) with a hint he is diff from the hill ppl
on the way downhill, he see some ppl very diff. so he start to ask 1 guy sit nearby the road.

"Bradder, I been ask from *** HOI(leader monk name) to seek *** LEE(1 of the monk)"

the person chase the kid 9 street long then the kid finally get rid of him. Then the kid see a man with big tummy(a pregent lady) and he straight away say 'Oi ~ *** lei !', then the lady chase the kid 9 street long also.

after quite sometime, the boy was hungry and cool. he saw a ppl stuck 2 buns in front of the chest to keep warm. and he ask and point to the gal chest ~ can u spare me 1 of this bun ?


TBC ~ too long ~ no breath to tell

This post has been edited by Aggronax: Feb 15 2008, 12:44 AM

A spamming thread...?
Goodnight to all singles and spammers lyn...

wah lao...

wah lao?? every1 bz or every1 asleep?

both...

bz sleeping...haha..hahaha..

juz came back from bai tin gong

dun understand the story O.o

The boy never see gal.... so he thought the boob is a food that gal keep inside

but wut are those *** ?

Dunno also, must ask aggro

The 9th lunar day , pai ti kong

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Added on February 15, 2008, 1:39 amdon't mind me guessing but i think is " D i u "

This post has been edited by ChAOoz: Feb 15 2008, 01:39 AM

where is the rest of the story?????

aggro should be sleeping d...

What the heck ... I go for dinner n movie, and then V3 with forty-five pages????

Here's another short story...

A woman starts dating a doctor... b4 too long... she becomes pregnant and they dunno what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".

waaa.. kenot sleepp.. happy post valentines!!

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Added on February 15, 2008, 1:49 amalot of lonely singles laa.. wad to do.. haizzz

This post has been edited by dadarouch: Feb 15 2008, 01:49 AM

ya...very lonely singles..

here's another story...

A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging my wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"