Based on the ad campaign I could tell going in that there would be a great deal of scatological humor, so I figured I’d give a count of how many jokes the movie crammed into its merciful short running time that dealt with body waste, sex organs, or the other staples of “d*** and fart joke” movies.

I lost count when, five minutes in, Riker interacts with a compound that makes all the nearby animals (in a science lab) horny for him. Needless to say, that set the tempo for the rest of the movie. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not completely against d*** and fart jokes, when they’re part of something bigger, like the way Kevin Smith or Judd Apatow use them.

When they provide the sole intent of the movie, I have to wonder if there’s something better that can be done with that time.

As I said at the start, there’s really nothing I can say here that will make you decide whether you want to see Superhero Movie or not. If you liked the Scary Movie flicks than this is probably right up your alley, since Mazin is responsible for half of that franchise.

Just know going in that this isn’t some clever parody of the flood of superhero movies we’ve seen in the past few years. It’s Spider-Man with d*** and fart jokes. If you expect more from your comedy, then there’s no need to unmask this Superhero.