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Evelyn89
post Sep 7 2008, 09:54 PM

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HAMSAPNESS ah?
To draw a distinction between gal and guy:
*based on my own experience*
The way guys hamsap:
1yr old:prefer jie jie or auntie(female) especially the pretty ones!
5yrs old:<s>steal and</s>Bring perfumes from mum's collection for gal classmate and put on her-.-!!so sweet tho
12yrs old(or even earlier????):watch BLUE movies
14 yrs old:ONE leg steps on TWO boats
17 yrs old:try to take gf's virginity away-.-
20(or even younger):loves to commit ONE NIGHT STAND
married:cheat on wife,bring gals outside,have concubines
*HARDLY or never REJECT 'song shang men'/self-offered gals*

The way gals hamsap:
1 yr old:smile at jie jie kor kor aunty uncle to get attractions from em(is this hamsap???lol)
5yrs old:Hold 'his' hand at kindy or always try to sit with him hehe
12yrs old:start to wear nice nice,change hairstyle etc to attract 'bees'
17yrs old:try NU-bras to ve *ahem* nice body figure.....to attract 'bees' also-.-
20 yrs old:Those in relationship,will try her best to appear as if 'single' and 'available' to find better substitute?lol
married:will complain hubby this not good that nmot good...earn not enuf money,useless etc and admire other ppl de hubbies
*the more BEES attracted the happier*

lol i hope i dont get the wrong idea of hamsap-ness here...
cos i am noob


 

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