*pops out from the bush next to Zerg*

Wahhh bully haa.....

Come come tonite...

U forgot RPG, C4, Claymore....

No wonder la.... suddenly I see endless dropouts....

No.... he'll use sub-orbital RPG bombardment.

Remember those war quotes in COD4? Look what I found.
http://www.bluejacket.com/humor_usmc_wisdom.html

Basic Laws of Combat

1. You are not superman.

2. Suppressive fires -- won't.

3. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

4. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire.

5. When in doubt, empty the magazine.

6. Never share a fighting hole with anyone braver than you are.

7. Never forget your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

8. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

9. No plan survives the first contact intact.

10. All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

11. Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo.

12. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

13. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

14. The important things are always simple.

15. The simple things are always hard.

16. The easy way is always mined.

17. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

18. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

19. Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

20. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

21. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

22. Beer math: 37 men times 2 beers each equals 49 cases.

23. Body count math: 3 bad guys plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs = 37 enemy killed in action.

24. Friendly fire - isn't.

25. Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.

26. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.

27. Anything you do can get you shot -- including doing nothing.

28. If you make it too tough for the enemy to get in you can't get out.

29. Tracers work BOTH ways.

30. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

31. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.

32. When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right.

33. Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

34. Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

35. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

36. Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.

37. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

Haiyo.... how come I always kena.... you forgot Alkt and Harklis

Staying in one place with semi-auto/auto weapons (ie ARs and DMRs) = camping = Huss
Staying in one place with bolt-action rifles = area denial ops.
Single-handedly wipe out opfor and deny them from reaching the objective armed only with bolt-action rifle = pwnage!

This post has been edited by MK84: Jan 28 2008, 10:48 AM

Who's team Elmo?

Team EMO?

Got kari, got dhal... now got murtabak some more... what's after this... kuzi?

I can still happily snipe Gnome with 3 bars (except that one time when he cheats with his tweaked connection hahaha).

This post has been edited by MK84: Jan 29 2008, 05:54 PM

Hahaha yeah... sniping with RPG.



Lazy to use sniper rifles these days.... most of the time it's Shottie + RPG with a dash of papadom to spice things up a little.

This post has been edited by MK84: Jan 30 2008, 10:58 AM

Sure or not.... later kena panggang with RPG again....

Ditch the bolt action, grab an AR, shoot them as they line up to rappel.

Queue up! queue up!

Have to find me first....

Yes and after you kill me please come and teabag me.....

That one Latio2K R6V kaki hehehe.

Ahahahaha I've seen this sign before.

You RPG magnet lah..... not only my RPG kena.

Hahaha lucky shot la that one... for some reason when I switched to RPG the game switched back to shotgun... when I aim only "aiks.... why suddenly RPG got red dot sight wan....".

Come come tonite all nighter.

Sniping is kacang putih ler.... try sniping with an RPG, then you'll know the meaning of hard... right gnome?