Just call it American Rugby or Handegg, then be done with it.

It's was always called rugby

Who the hell name it football to confused rest of world (in us what we called football is called soccer instead)

There are other types of football, e.g. Gaelic football, Aussie rules.

Muricans can call it whatever they want

Football is football

Rugby is a very different game. Only the shape of the ball is the same.

1) Rugby players are not dressed like knights in armor, because they usually pull down the other players, no spear or giants running full force into your face.
2) Rugby can only pass the ball backwards. Cannot throw the ball forward.
3) Rugby players usually have a longer lifespan lol.
4) Rugby can only tackle or pull down the player with the ball. American football is a free for all. Stand to the side like a sohai also can kena tackle.

inb4 freedom balls

This post has been edited by loserguy: Dec 6 2025, 11:10 AM

Yes. Trump always does the right thing.
How can you call it football when you use hands to carry it ?

Football = play on your feet, unlike polo

America call it football bcos it always start with a kickoff...

Yankee rugby

Trump ball

the emperor should just call it big beautiful balls

Ok tis one I agree with Taco. And is this reason he got FIFA award?

after FIFA gave him an award

Aussie rules also need to change it's name

Call it Blood Bowl.

What happened to his war department?

Later aussie also rename footie lol

Handie

Lmaoo

I guess we should name the 100M sprint shooting because it starts with the pistol.

The football that is mostly played by hand