Guys…

For some reasons, always got aunty steal a look at me

Whether on MRT or bus station

I want attract amoi

Is it so difficult
Should I change my target?

Please!
Already rain, jgn bagi di banjir!

sijukkkkk

just dangle your sosej out in the train see whether ppl interested or not lo mista Lobird...

Must be u look like this, so they need to double check is it human or real barbie.

Ayam also same, when I saw a weirdo or fatso, ayam will look at them few times too to see what sohai thing they will do. Sometimes until staring too long.

if all those aunties do is steal a look, consider yourself most fortunate.

ever since before i turned 14 till today, i have been subject to the unsolicited (and often unwarranted) attentions of older, and much much older women. it ranges from the verbal to both verbal and physical, and i loathe strangers touching me while asking how much i charge for a night, or what's my hotel room number.

Definitely it's not because of my looks cos I'm neither handsome or ugly...just average plain-looking. the only logical explanation for this is there may be something in my pheromones that causes them to behave that way. in the past, this has caused troubles for me in more than a few ways. this is not a humble brag.

Have yet to nabbed milf/cougar in ayam collection. Blew ayam chances years ago when ayam was still innocent fler dont know how to take hint when hot milf was clearly flirting with ayam. Sadding

You magnet aunty's heavenly palms



This post has been edited by killdavid: Today, 08:49 AM

Mr.Robert target Ah Beng baru betoi.

Pls tell us more detailed stories. Riveting tales chap