rly challenging to be in office lately..

ayam opis mostly merid kolik dy

but weirdly,

these merid koliks are dressing up / looks more attractive than those no merid yet .

how come ah?

ayam hv to pretend busy to not let ayam be distracted often .

sometime kolik got say hi with slow voice, "hai buat apa tew, hehehe"

ayam just smile akwardly n gib thumbs up

TS mau jadi ukeke 2.0

"tengah lancap, you?"

Why not totaled je ur x50 and tukar beemer

Why they curse you with “tew”?
Kek!

ts can become their part time bf at office hours.

OwAI

Look virgin.

They dress up for boss, not for you

mana drill peha putih deyyy

TS mesti gosok bird bird till no respond

so lucky, my ofis all fei po. fei po make up kaw kaw and dress up so nobody want to see

married one usually have nothing to lose, since her hubby already taken everything.

those not married one usually more conservative..

Yes the married ones have more topic to talk about too

Once i sit next to a married one, every Friday morning she very chirpy and happy and smiling

I asked “happy nampak, weekend ni nk pi mana?”

She tersipu2 and said “nanti ko dh kawin ko akan paham”

The other married woman told me “semalam kan malam Jumaat”

Pastu they gossip2 and talk about “sedap”, so i asked “nak makan kt mana, boleh ikut?”

She said “eh sibuk la ko, kitorg citer pasal semalam, bukan pasal lunch”

when the going gets tough....
sit back relax and enjoy the view
just mk sure u dun get caught sneak peeking
they've a 365 radar

this reminded me how last time i listening to ofis kelik punya gossip and one time the married ladies are talking about which guy in the office they would date

and oddly enough, all the shortlisted guys are all married...

They call MILF for a reason

kesian
life already hard, summore harder in opis

brb using imaginasyun

Tew?

YESSS