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 You just won the Jackpot but.., you carry Islam in your IC

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JimbeamofNRT
post Jun 7 2025, 07:49 AM

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QUOTE(seriosekitt3h @ Jun 6 2025, 02:39 PM)
Let say the amount is RM5 million.
My solution:

- Hire a lawyer to draw up a deal between me and my non friend
- pays my non friend the agreed amount, (10% - 50%) range
- my non friend already have a company, he hires me
- pay me a very good realistic monthly salary, with EPF and shit. (RM10-15k)
- come in once a month or so, just to make it official. Then claim WFH most of the time
- Ask friend to buy gold every month, give it to me for safekeeping. (RM10-20k)
- Sell the gold if needed and keep receipt as proof
- If authorities ask, non friend can show receipt and claim lost in gambling/theft
- open a Ramly burger stall and buy a real stall and put it somewhere near house. Launder money.
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bro, that is a very , basic plan.

hit me up when u really won the jackpot. with a modest 3% fees I can do it for you legally.

This post has been edited by JimbeamofNRT: Jun 7 2025, 07:50 AM

 

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