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post Jun 2 2025, 10:13 AM, updated 7 months ago

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Sekian. Sila bersurai secara aman dan teratur.
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:16 AM

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So diabetic semem taste better?
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:17 AM

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babi betul = highest

8000/shot

win liao lor
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:17 AM

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1st time ever i ejaculate d at form 1, it was over a metre. I had to go find where it landed. Now just overflow and drip nearby.
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:18 AM

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200 to 500 million sperm and the winner is a char siew like every /ktard here
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:35 AM

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guys you are missing the important part, look at the last paragraph. ewwww Mr.Robert sure enjoy.
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:38 AM

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7-10 inch distance? Fake lah, most just drip
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:39 AM

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QUOTE(pureawesomeness @ Jun 2 2025, 10:17 AM)
1st time ever i ejaculate d at form 1, it was over a metre. I had to go find where it landed. Now just overflow and drip nearby.
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if cannot find, later other family members found and ask whose one ?
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:39 AM

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QUOTE(bengang15 @ Jun 2 2025, 11:16 AM)
So diabetic semem taste better?
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Diabetic men likely to have GF that like swallow.

Owaiii...
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:40 AM

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the hornier I am, the farther it goes.
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:46 AM

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the 18 foot one, the guy did no nut decade or what?
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post Jun 2 2025, 10:56 AM

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Here, in order for madanon to level up, must drink the spermo of the elder supreme
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post Jun 2 2025, 11:00 AM

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The Etoro elders that started that tradition, their graves should be unearthed, their corpses desecrated
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post Jun 2 2025, 11:08 AM

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QUOTE(Quantum Geist @ Jun 2 2025, 10:46 AM)
the 18 foot one, the guy did no nut decade or what?
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question is who keeping records of siapa pancut jauh
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post Jun 2 2025, 11:10 AM

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The gays of papua invented the tradition to satisfy their pedogay?
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post Jun 2 2025, 11:19 AM

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Can eat with sandwich?
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post Jun 2 2025, 11:24 AM

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to swallow or to flush now is the q
khasiat tu
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post Jun 2 2025, 11:36 AM

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Lebih berkhasiat daripada telur ayam
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QUOTE(cakoilembutgebu @ Jun 2 2025, 12:36 PM)
Lebih berkhasiat daripada telur ayam
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Kalau sperm Sudah digoreng, khasiatnya Ada lagi?
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post Jun 2 2025, 11:54 AM

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QUOTE(KitZhai @ Jun 2 2025, 11:53 AM)
Kalau sperm Sudah digoreng, khasiatnya Ada lagi?
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Entah, tapi yg pastinya vitamin C dah takder
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post Jun 2 2025, 12:21 PM

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I ejaculated
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post Jun 2 2025, 12:34 PM

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post Jun 2 2025, 12:50 PM

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QUOTE(Left4Dead2 @ Jun 2 2025, 10:38 AM)
7-10 inch distance? Fake lah, most just drip
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Maybe their survey only ask young men

Back when in my 20s when don't dare to pancut dalam, when Wana pancut quickly pull out and can really shoot from groin up to her face & hair. Especially the first and 2nd shot during ejaculation.

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post Jun 2 2025, 12:55 PM

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QUOTE(pureawesomeness @ Jun 2 2025, 10:17 AM)
1st time ever i ejaculate d at form 1, it was over a metre. I had to go find where it landed. Now just overflow and drip nearby.
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Need to fap more otherwise become mandul
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the last time i checked is asthenoteratozoospermia, pancut dlm also no sked, naiisee
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post Jun 2 2025, 03:54 PM

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post Jun 2 2025, 04:01 PM

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QUOTE(milolauda @ Jun 2 2025, 10:17 AM)
babi betul = highest

8000/shot

win liao lor
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https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-...gasm-in-mammals
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post Jun 2 2025, 04:10 PM

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Eww
Drunk sperm of elders
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post Jun 2 2025, 04:16 PM

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QUOTE(IccyAsd @ Jun 2 2025, 10:35 AM)
guys you are missing the important part, look at the last paragraph. ewwww Mr.Robert sure enjoy.
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biggrin.gif I’m ready
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post Jun 2 2025, 04:21 PM

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18 feet loong shot... must have simpan in storage for months
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post Jun 2 2025, 06:24 PM

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QUOTE(KitZhai @ Jun 2 2025, 11:53 AM)
Kalau sperm Sudah digoreng, khasiatnya Ada lagi?
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You need to swallow

Then say no homo biggrin.gif
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post Jun 2 2025, 06:35 PM

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8 billion sperms resulted in this
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post Jun 2 2025, 06:55 PM

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QUOTE(Left4Dead2 @ Jun 2 2025, 10:38 AM)
7-10 inch distance? Fake lah, most just drip
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Rest the right and left hand
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post Jun 2 2025, 07:20 PM

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QUOTE(IccyAsd @ Jun 2 2025, 10:35 AM)
guys you are missing the important part, look at the last paragraph. ewwww Mr.Robert sure enjoy.
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Yes. Lol
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post Jun 2 2025, 07:22 PM

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QUOTE(andrewhtf @ Jun 2 2025, 12:50 PM)
Maybe their survey only ask young men

Back when in my 20s when don't dare to pancut dalam, when Wana pancut quickly pull out and can really shoot from groin up to her face & hair. Especially the first and 2nd shot during ejaculation.
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Banyak kuat bro brows.gif
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post Jun 2 2025, 07:46 PM

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post Jun 2 2025, 07:58 PM

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What if the cum no taste? Meaning no sperm inside?
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post Jun 2 2025, 08:09 PM

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wtf the last one
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post Jun 3 2025, 02:33 AM

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QUOTE(vhs1 @ Jun 2 2025, 07:22 PM)
Banyak kuat bro brows.gif
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I guess all young men can do the same.

Now wana naik also kenot
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post Jun 3 2025, 03:39 AM

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so if desperate of protein while become homeless.can makan own sperm for protein eh
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post Jun 3 2025, 06:54 AM

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So many ghey
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post Jun 3 2025, 07:04 AM

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QUOTE(andrewhtf @ Jun 3 2025, 02:33 AM)
I guess all young men can do the same.

Now wana naik also kenot
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Time for new GF, wife. For resetting function
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post Jun 3 2025, 07:22 AM

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the first time i fapped, around 9yo

shit was so thick i didnt know what happened lol

i thought rosak dy
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post Jun 3 2025, 07:52 AM

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about the diet, yes, can confirm, that why someone say dont drink alcohol, drink coffee, do smoke, eat fried food before sex

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post Jun 3 2025, 09:53 AM

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I wonder how long sperm can survive inside tissue
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post Jun 3 2025, 10:12 AM

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There is an urban legend about men can only produce between 14 gallons of ejaculation in their lifetime

Once you produce all, there is no more, and you will start to mati pucuk
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QUOTE(30624770 @ Jun 3 2025, 10:12 AM)
There is an urban legend about men can only produce between 14 gallons of ejaculation in their lifetime

Once you produce all, there is no more, and you will start to mati pucuk
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itu ceena traditional belief.
if pancut too much, no more life force.

in fact, if got such problem, boeing777 already naik airbus

owai
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post Jun 3 2025, 11:50 AM

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QUOTE(andrewhtf @ Jun 3 2025, 02:33 AM)
I guess all young men can do the same.

Now wana naik also kenot
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