1) free snacks everyday- milo nescafe milo kit kat milk unlimited - i can make my own order from factory as i dictate the pantry snack and budget( abt 4k) of snacks per month-

2) company allow me to claim lunch and dinner everyday ( anything- but dont cross budget 200 ish per meal)

3) i am free to come in as i pleased and go back as i pleased on normal days

4) only work hard when boss gives me attention or on special days when eyes on me - maybe twice every quarter?

5)  my work usually order ppl around and occasionally do pp slides and cakap besar

6) i make 300k last year( basic 15k / benefits and comms and over riding / about 10k plus)

7) i usually come in around 10am after breakie - take a shit - see email - then go massage lunch or netflix / play game at work then come in pack - then balik on normal days

I am bored - might change job soon - coz i deserve better. After all i am best manager for past continuous 5 years awarded by my ceo-

Maybe i am easy on the eye and stand infront all those old fucks in my office?

Maybe i speak more confidently? Who cares , i feel invincible.

Cheers