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post May 7 2025, 11:05 AM, updated 8 months ago

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post May 7 2025, 11:19 AM

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LOL on X some posted this clip as Pakistan, some posted it as India.
But if think deeper, Indians have deeper skin tone. Not one in the pic has the darker tone. So that tells me this is P.....

This post has been edited by killdavid: May 7 2025, 11:20 AM
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post May 7 2025, 11:20 AM

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Did bolehland army undergo this?... Why type of test?
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post May 7 2025, 11:21 AM

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QUOTE(killdavid @ May 7 2025, 11:19 AM)
LOL on X some posted this clip as Pakistan, some posted it as India.
But if think deeper, Indians have deeper skin tone. Not one in the pic has the darker tone. So that tells me this is P.....
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this one definitely type I

Type P generally lighter skin and sharper features. I deal with a lot of them at work so I know.
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post May 7 2025, 11:22 AM

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QUOTE(killdavid @ May 7 2025, 11:19 AM)
LOL on X some posted this clip as Pakistan, some posted it as India.
But if think deeper, Indians have deeper skin tone. Not one in the pic has the darker tone. So that tells me this is P.....
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Have you actually being India before? Not all India are dark... Some are fair.... Lol
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post May 7 2025, 11:25 AM

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QUOTE(danabu @ May 7 2025, 11:22 AM)
Have you actually being India before? Not all India are dark... Some are fair.... Lol
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Some are really dark some are fair correct. This clip they all uniform skin tone. Now which country have less variation in skin tone ?
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post May 7 2025, 11:28 AM

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QUOTE(killdavid @ May 7 2025, 11:25 AM)
Some are really dark some are fair correct. This clip they all uniform skin tone. Now which country have less variation in skin tone ?
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Both also got fair and dark bro...

To us we can't justify to be fair with both... Unless we are biased....
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post May 7 2025, 11:29 AM

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what are they checking for anyway?
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post May 7 2025, 11:57 AM

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Follow the US procedure to make sure everyone has two balls. No ghey allowed
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post May 7 2025, 11:58 AM

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QUOTE(homicidal85 @ May 7 2025, 11:29 AM)
what are they checking for anyway?
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Check see if keras or not. If keras means ghey then they deport u
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Check got bola only can be army!!

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QUOTE(killdavid @ May 7 2025, 11:19 AM)
LOL on X some posted this clip as Pakistan, some posted it as India.
But if think deeper, Indians have deeper skin tone. Not one in the pic has the darker tone. So that tells me this is P.....
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Indian army, pakistan dont wear this type
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post May 7 2025, 12:07 PM

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recruit with 1 ball: rejected

recruit with 2 balls: accepted

recruit with 3 or more balls: instant promotion!
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Rape army? Invade and rape all the women there?
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QUOTE(andyng38 @ May 7 2025, 12:07 PM)
recruit with 1 ball: rejected

recruit with 2 balls: accepted

recruit with 3 or more balls: instant promotion!
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QUOTE(killdavid @ May 7 2025, 12:19 PM)
LOL on X some posted this clip as Pakistan, some posted it as India.
But if think deeper, Indians have deeper skin tone. Not one in the pic has the darker tone. So that tells me this is P.....
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You never watch Bollywood movies before kah?
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to avoid got Mulan go to war.
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QUOTE(30624770 @ May 7 2025, 12:12 PM)
You never watch Bollywood movies before kah?
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I volunteer this guy to go fight for the Pakistanis.

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post May 7 2025, 12:17 PM

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QUOTE(danabu @ May 7 2025, 11:22 AM)
Have you actually being India before? Not all India are dark... Some are fair.... Lol
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Some even look like Chinese. I was wondering why some Chinese working as waiters there. Turns out they were from north east India.
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QUOTE(killdavid @ May 7 2025, 11:19 AM)
LOL on X some posted this clip as Pakistan, some posted it as India.
But if think deeper, Indians have deeper skin tone. Not one in the pic has the darker tone. So that tells me this is P.....
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in manipur and nagaland there are many who have oriental looks and fair skin.
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post May 7 2025, 12:20 PM

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QUOTE(Left4Dead2 @ May 7 2025, 11:05 AM)

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Army recruiter boss: ensure that the recruiters have big enough balls to go into wars
Recruiter: Sure boss. This is easy.


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post May 7 2025, 12:21 PM

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QUOTE(Left4Dead2 @ May 7 2025, 11:05 AM)

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One of the comments

Well I don't know what you think it is, but I'm a nurse and I know what a manual test for testicular cancer looks like, and that's it. One needs to roll it round and make sure to check for size differences. Now it's not a test for a hernia, I'll have you know that, it would involve a deeper 'palpation' and the 'examinee' would have to cough for it to be an accurate assessment.

So tell me, what do YOU call this kind of "manual exam" ahem...testing?
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post May 7 2025, 12:40 PM

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QUOTE(homicidal85 @ May 7 2025, 11:29 AM)
what are they checking for anyway?
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QUOTE(killdavid @ May 7 2025, 11:19 AM)
LOL on X some posted this clip as Pakistan, some posted it as India.
But if think deeper, Indians have deeper skin tone. Not one in the pic has the darker tone. So that tells me this is P.....
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Dey both sides have dark and fair type..
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post May 7 2025, 12:55 PM

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QUOTE(jojolicia @ May 7 2025, 12:21 PM)
One of the comments

Well I don't know what you think it is, but I'm a nurse and I know what a manual test for testicular cancer looks like, and that's it. One needs to roll it round and make sure to check for size differences. Now it's not a test for a hernia, I'll have you know that, it would involve a deeper 'palpation' and the 'examinee' would have to cough for it to be an accurate assessment.

So tell me, what do YOU call this kind of "manual exam" ahem...testing?
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check for size difference between the 2 balls from the same person or size difference between balls of different people?
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QUOTE(ShadowR1 @ May 7 2025, 01:40 PM)
Big balls sent to font line.
Small ball sent to desk job.
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QUOTE(homicidal85 @ May 7 2025, 12:55 PM)
check for size difference between the 2 balls from the same person or size difference between balls of different people?
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According to the nurse, a manual test for testicular cancer.

The former.
2 bola of the same person.

This post has been edited by jojolicia: May 7 2025, 01:05 PM
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QUOTE(acbc @ May 7 2025, 12:08 PM)
Rape army? Invade and rape all the women there?
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Probably. The only thing the Bharat good at.

 

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