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 Married men, how did you propose to your wife?

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TSgashout
post May 2 2025, 04:56 PM, updated 8 months ago

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Did you do a one knee thing?

Is it hard for a man to kneel down to ask for marriage?

Did you have a big plan for the proposal day?

Dll..
Rusty Nail
post May 2 2025, 04:58 PM

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ry8128
post May 2 2025, 04:59 PM

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Shoot inside to impregnate her, cant say no already.
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post May 2 2025, 04:59 PM

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Oi, mau kawen anot??!!!
mick84
post May 2 2025, 05:01 PM

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fly oversea to surprize her. She happy that you are there for her. Then surprise again with a ring.

Is either she give u green hat travel with other guy or conlanfirm she say yes and let u piap her that night.
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post May 2 2025, 05:02 PM

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post May 2 2025, 05:06 PM

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lol, if awek she probably repeatly ask bila nak masuk meminang, bila nak jumpa mak bapak.
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post May 2 2025, 05:07 PM

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it's honestly the most normal non-surprise niche kind of marriage
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post May 2 2025, 05:10 PM

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QUOTE(Rusty Nail @ May 2 2025, 04:58 PM)
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post May 2 2025, 05:11 PM

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Sakok terus Propose, if tarak jalan la...
marfccy
post May 2 2025, 05:17 PM

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when she wented toilet to poop, i locked her inside toilet then i proposed otherwise i switch off water and tissue paper
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post May 2 2025, 05:19 PM

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she proposed me

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post May 2 2025, 05:28 PM

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QUOTE(tomato people @ May 2 2025, 05:02 PM)
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post May 2 2025, 05:29 PM

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QUOTE(ry8128 @ May 2 2025, 04:59 PM)
Shoot inside to impregnate her, cant say no already.
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She cannot even reject.

Are you happily married now.


QUOTE(mick84 @ May 2 2025, 05:01 PM)
fly oversea to surprize her. She happy that you are there for her. Then surprise again with a ring.

Is either she give u green hat travel with other guy or conlanfirm she say yes and let u piap her that night.
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Luckily no greeh hat for you

QUOTE(tomato people @ May 2 2025, 05:02 PM)
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Good man. Get parents blessing

QUOTE(marfccy @ May 2 2025, 05:17 PM)
when she wented toilet to poop, i locked her inside toilet then i proposed otherwise i switch off water and tissue paper
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she proposed me
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How..
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post May 2 2025, 05:31 PM

 
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QUOTE(Rusty Nail @ May 2 2025, 04:58 PM)
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post May 2 2025, 05:31 PM

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1. Put wedding ring in champagne glass
2. Pour champagne inside
3. give champagne glass to girl, ask her to drink
4. girl drinks champagne too quickly, swallows the ring
5. buy a lot of laxatives
6. search for the ring thru her shit
7. finds ring in her shit
8. Bend down on one knee with shit ring in hand and propose
9. ????
10. profit

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post May 2 2025, 05:32 PM

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post May 2 2025, 05:40 PM

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nah just discuss what date should be good straight away. what year nikah, when to go kursus kahwin. we didnt get engage, straight away just nikah. the ring given after nikah. already consider husband and wife
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post May 2 2025, 05:42 PM

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QUOTE(gashout @ May 2 2025, 04:56 PM)
Did you do a one knee thing?

Is it hard for a man to kneel down to ask for marriage?

Did you have a big plan for the proposal day?

Dll..
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LOL, those who kneel are victims of watching too much movies and dramas.
Those who do it in public places even more embarrassing.
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QUOTE(Mr Mercedes @ May 2 2025, 05:31 PM)
1. Put wedding ring in champagne glass
2. Pour champagne inside
3. give champagne glass to girl, ask her to drink
4. girl drinks champagne too quickly, swallows the ring
5. buy a lot of laxatives
6. search for the ring thru her shit
7. finds ring in her shit
8. Bend down on one knee with shit ring in hand and propose
9. ????
10. profit
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