Trump logic,

Tariff is a beautiful word but to be honest I have no idea what it means and how it works, all i know is raised the % especially china because i hate them so much.

When China retaliate,

They will call me and begging to make a deal, HEY CHINA CALL ME NOW OK?! Why are they ignoring me?!

China backing out from boeing deals,

Hey! That's not fair! You cannot do this! Must buy boeing from me!