might be better than a certain senile memoir where its always not his fault

1. There's a waiting period for guns, but it's not hard. I could have legally purchased one even as a PR.

2. Dental care is fully covered if you have good insurance. I did 4 wisdom tooth extractions plus a root canal + crown, it was all covered and completely free.

3. Celebrities I met while working in F&B include Kristen Stewart, Kendall Jenner, Jack Black, Steve Martin, and a shit ton of NBA and MLB players. I think there must be more, just can't remember. They're just normal human beings. They become less mystical and special when you literally live in the same city as them, shop in the same supermarkets as them, drive on the same roads as them, eat at the same restaurants as them, etc.

4. I love Louisianian Cajun cuisine for sure. It's unique and delicious. Southern food is cool, but I love Southern seafood boil the most. Tex-Mex is also damn good. There are some regional specials that are honorable mentions, like Philly cheese steak, NY pizza, Chicago deep dish pizza.

But the best American food that one should never miss out on is barbecue. Try southern barbecue, try Texas brisket, and then try St Louis-style ribs. They're all magnificent. Slightly different from one another, but they're all tantalizing.