I told my waifu to just cremate my body and dump the ashes into sea or river.

She asked whether can throw into longkang.

Kasi chan...not everyday you have people throwing body ashes unto longkang kot. The average longkang outside any coffee shop is as yucky as they come.


Maybe tapau and throw with kitchen garbage. Free burial in landfill. Or second cremation if garbage is incinerated.

Joking...I hope. But I won't mind as I'm dead anyway. If she remarries, I sincerely hope the next guy treats her well.

I don't think she wants to go there. The last time I changed tyres at kilang papan, she kept asking why take all the trouble.

Sked drainage plugged.