A pretty woman makes the husband look small and very often causes his downfall. Soon as she marries, then and there she starts to do the things that will break your heart. Also, when you think that she belongs to you, she has somebody else on the side.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife, you can be sure you will be happy in all your life. She will never do any funny things that allow the neighbors to have things to say behind our backs. She wouldn't disregard the husband at all by exhibiting herself too bitter and cold.

An ugly woman gives you your meals on time and has your comfort in mind. At times when you lie sick in your cosy bed, she will both caress you and scratch your head and not a minute in the night will she leave you alone.

Therefore from a logical point of view, marry a woman uglier than you.