It’s genetics. Waifu is a 饭桶. She loves carbs and she can’t resist Japanese pearl rice. She’s in her early 50s but still has her svelte and shape that she’s had since we got married 30 years ago. No kids probably helped, but the way she eats, she doesn’t have a right to still keep her shape the way she has.

It’s unfair. I have to work hard to keep my belly in check.