Jun 30 2023, 10:06 AM, updated 3y ago
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If you've seen the episode of Naruto where he tries to Kancho Kakashi, this paints a clear picture of kanchou カンチョー. If you're unfamiliar with this "fun" childrens' game, it's pretty simple: put your hands together with your index fingers out and try to ram them up your best friend's butt (or even better, your teacher's butt).
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Little kids in Japan are great at kancho for two reasons.
1. They're little kids. This means that they're small, fast, and have no developed sense of empathy or shame.
2.Japanese parents and teachers are remarkably lenient with the under-6 age group. People give the US flak about having spoiled, obese, unruly children but Japan seems to embrace the "kids will be kids" mentality even more.
This means that up until they enter elementary school, teachers are at the mercy of the pack. (I should point out that most of the kids are well-behaved, but if you're perceived as weak or foreign, they attack in groups with the viciousness of the piranhas.)
1. They're little kids. This means that they're small, fast, and have no developed sense of empathy or shame.
2.Japanese parents and teachers are remarkably lenient with the under-6 age group. People give the US flak about having spoiled, obese, unruly children but Japan seems to embrace the "kids will be kids" mentality even more.
This means that up until they enter elementary school, teachers are at the mercy of the pack. (I should point out that most of the kids are well-behaved, but if you're perceived as weak or foreign, they attack in groups with the viciousness of the piranhas.)
Kancho Survival Tips
1.Wear baggy clothing: Reduces the effect of all attacks except the Face Slap. Nullifies biting.
2.Keep your back to the wall: Nullifies kancho and butt punch. Expect attacks on crotch to increase as the primary target has been removed.
3.Know where your students are at all times: Decreases likelihood of an attack succeeding.
4.Take a hostage: Decreases all frontal attacks: Nullifies boob grab, boob punch, and biting. Powerful defense.
5.Hide in the teachers' room: Nullifies all attacks. Beware of the Rogue, who can still attack but will suffer unknown penalty later on.
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/kancho/
This post has been edited by likefunyouare: Jun 30 2023, 10:06 AM
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