Man with no arms or legs sitting on a towel on the beach, 3 young ladies walking passed felt sorry for him. The first girl asked " You ever been hugged" the man replies "no" so the girl hugs him and walks on. The 2nd girl asks the man "You ever been kissed" to which the man replies "no" so the girl kisses him and walks on. The 3rd girl asks the man " You ever been fu*ked" the man replies "no" with an excited glint in his eye and the girl say's " You will be when the tide comes in"