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SUSMr Mercedes
post Feb 27 2023, 04:42 PM, updated 3y ago

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post Feb 27 2023, 04:44 PM

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Might as well get sack like KJ did, at least can play victims.
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:47 PM

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Why not. He achieved something even he never dreamt of. Retire and enjoy all the goodies at our expense. Can ask for RM100million land also.
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:47 PM

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An announcement about announcement
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:47 PM

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already got retirement fund, the longer he stay these retirement fund gonna be a threat to him if someone pulling him down together.
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:48 PM

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Can become full time ninja turtle after this.
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:48 PM

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Ok la. His name will forever be in our history books liao.
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:49 PM

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Wahh nak announce retirement on PKP 3rd year anniversary
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:50 PM

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like got prawn behind the rock.

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post Feb 27 2023, 04:52 PM

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rindu his topkek fesyiun and bukake tutupe
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:52 PM

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QUOTE(Slowpokeking @ Feb 27 2023, 04:48 PM)
Ok la. His name will forever be in our history books liao.
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As a accidental lamest shortest term pm.
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:54 PM

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Everyone is preparing to head to their bunkers....

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post Feb 27 2023, 04:55 PM

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oooii at least serve as MP la.

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post Feb 27 2023, 04:57 PM

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Tun Ismail Sabri ?
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:58 PM

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smart... he's gonna run away before shit hits the fan

can retire early and escape to non-extradition countries...

enjoy the rest of his life
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:58 PM

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can un retire one anytime

like tun m
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post Feb 27 2023, 04:59 PM

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Oh no, then he be too free then start eating the penyu eggs.

give them penyu mothers a break, sabri !!!!
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:01 PM

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belum bangun sudah boleh bersara. dream of many men
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:02 PM

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Dapat pangkat TUN?
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:03 PM

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finally can sleep well liao.

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post Feb 27 2023, 05:07 PM

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Wise move. Best rewarded seat warmer, nothing to lose at all
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:08 PM

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can get TUN ?
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:08 PM

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Earn enough to retired
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:08 PM

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baik just stay home jaga cucu, main dgn cucu jela piece of shit of no good
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:09 PM

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got enough from his term dy...
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:10 PM

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bestest PM lol
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:12 PM

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Best decision for him... Look at Pak Lah, no one kacau him one...
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:14 PM

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Retire while you are ahead or end up in bamboo hotel. whistling.gif
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:14 PM

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give younger generation chance to songlap la


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post Feb 27 2023, 05:14 PM

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fake news. sos very sus
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:17 PM

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What is this twitter account? Samudera? Legit?
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:17 PM

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post Feb 27 2023, 05:18 PM

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So what bapak title can he get for his short tenure as PM?
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:19 PM

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good riddance. cause BN to have the worse election performance kek
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:21 PM

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our non english PM , only bahasa

thats his great achievements
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:23 PM

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QUOTE(MGM @ Feb 27 2023, 04:52 PM)
As a accidental lamest shortest term temporary parking pm.
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:25 PM

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What bout his parliament seat
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:26 PM

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QUOTE(mac_mac21 @ Feb 27 2023, 05:18 PM)
So what bapak title can he get for his short tenure as PM?
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Bapak Dafi
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:26 PM

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Good move
Now can enjoy penyu
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:27 PM

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QUOTE(emburrar @ Feb 27 2023, 05:25 PM)
What bout his parliament seat
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of coz he's gonna keep

bcoz i know politicians is like /k accounts. cakap bye bye, but in 1 week come back like nothing happen

if he resign from his seat too then i belif
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post Feb 27 2023, 05:28 PM

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he needs alot of sleep

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post Feb 27 2023, 05:30 PM

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Cukur penyu dah piyem

Boboi still no piyem....

Bwahahaha

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post Feb 27 2023, 05:57 PM

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penyu tidur ada difference ke retire or not?

no contribution at all,

sowing racial hatred, & the failing digital mara mall
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:02 PM

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Wang pencen how much?

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post Feb 27 2023, 06:04 PM

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Muka mcm chipmunk better retired la
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:05 PM

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Will he get Tun? Lulz
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:07 PM

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Penyu will retire go to Terengganu sana.. boleh lay eggs...
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:10 PM

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post Feb 27 2023, 06:12 PM

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Thx Dato Sri Ismail Sabri for dedicating his job restlessly throughout covid until recovery. Most of us are work from home, moo also take mc, but everyday 5pm, he will appear at tv reporting covid and mco guideline.

We as rakyat will always remember your contribution to this loving country thumbup.gif
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:12 PM

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Wayang je since now he become invisible man at umno lol

U see if got any backdoor movement again he and wee gong gong got involve or not

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post Feb 27 2023, 06:13 PM

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congrates on your retirement, make it a great one, YOLO
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:15 PM

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penyu the real winnah
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:15 PM

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Wah.
Can pencen comfortably.
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:22 PM

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Dah billionaire.. anak anak dah millionaire....
Biat apa nak susah

Dia tak macam cibai M tu.... Mati tak mati...
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:27 PM

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He got lucky to be PM. Totally not worthy. Never see any significant job done by him so far.
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:37 PM

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Only in this country, a person like him could become the pm. In other countries, he won't be elected as MP.

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post Feb 27 2023, 06:37 PM

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Gaji pencen as bekas PM masyuk ma..

This pension for politician less than 5 years should not be given la.. pencen as MP boleh la.. ni plus plus more

Many dun know this asyik2 gomen staft gaji besar pdahal those politician portion yg banyak

Kek
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post Feb 27 2023, 06:43 PM

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Suddenly he becomes pmxi . No body knows .
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post Feb 27 2023, 07:13 PM

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He can swim peacefully into the sunset sea
Don't return for eternity
And take the mamak with him too
If there's room, do include moo moo
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post Feb 27 2023, 07:16 PM

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Maybe cabut before investigation of Panama Papers conclude
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post Feb 27 2023, 07:26 PM

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post Feb 27 2023, 07:39 PM

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Merely not contesting for position right, not resigning from party? Else Bera by-election?
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post Feb 27 2023, 07:43 PM

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Somebody nak cabut?
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post Feb 27 2023, 07:54 PM

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bapa kepenyuan negara
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post Feb 27 2023, 08:00 PM

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can work at mara digital sell tissue, tudung, perfume.
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post Feb 27 2023, 08:03 PM

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Not this announcement of announcement again please
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post Feb 27 2023, 08:23 PM

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QUOTE(msacras @ Feb 27 2023, 05:44 PM)
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Might as well get sack like KJ did, at least can play victims.
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No one left to fight

Just let him go home sad.gif
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post Feb 27 2023, 08:24 PM

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Elok la pi tido, mata pun dah kuyu.
Sampai masa, beras gua hantar
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post Feb 27 2023, 08:24 PM

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post Feb 27 2023, 08:29 PM

rebirth
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post Feb 27 2023, 09:05 PM

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what so special about 18 Mac?

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post Feb 27 2023, 09:08 PM

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QUOTE(keyser soze @ Feb 27 2023, 09:05 PM)
what so special about 18 Mac?
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According to Bing AI

There are several holidays on March 18th 2023 around the world. Some of them are:

Men’s and Soldiers’ Day in Mongolia
National Anthem and Flag Day in Aruba
Marien Ngouabi Day in the Republic of the Congo
Sheikh Al Maarouf Day in the Comoros
Anniversary of the Oil Expropriation in Mexico
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post Feb 27 2023, 09:09 PM

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Best ever strategy..

Enjoy the rest out of media limelight
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post Feb 27 2023, 09:13 PM

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Ultimatum la tu, retire or jail hahah
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post Feb 27 2023, 09:16 PM

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QUOTE(msacras @ Feb 27 2023, 04:44 PM)
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Might as well get sack like KJ did, at least can play victims.
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then he cannot get pencen pm ..also cannot get tun

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post Feb 27 2023, 09:21 PM

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QUOTE(loserguy @ Feb 27 2023, 09:08 PM)
According to Bing AI

There are several holidays on March 18th 2023 around the world. Some of them are:

Men’s and Soldiers’ Day in Mongolia
National Anthem and Flag Day in Aruba
Marien Ngouabi Day in the Republic of the Congo
Sheikh Al Maarouf Day in the Comoros
Anniversary of the Oil Expropriation in Mexico
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I ingat is world penyu day.
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post Feb 27 2023, 10:24 PM

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Cukur alhamdulillah kita hilang PM tebaik negara.
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post Feb 27 2023, 10:27 PM

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With retirement he'll have more time to plan Lowyat 3. What a guy. 😛

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post Feb 27 2023, 10:45 PM

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