QUOTE(Aoshi_88 @ Oct 19 2007, 04:41 PM)
When will militaries use Gundam as a base for recruitment eh?
JOIN NOW! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR YOUR COUNTRY! LEARN TO PILOT THE LATEST IN MILITARY HARDWARE*
*technology may or may not exist at this time due to development constraints.
- Recruitment age should be dropped from 18 years old to 14 years old.
- Pilots possessing angst, metrosexual or effeminate in appearance are to be recommended as pilots of prototype, multi-colored, high-powered machines.
- Those who does not fulfill the above criteria are made compulsory to pilot last generation mass-produced machines with below average performance. Such pilots are to remain faceless and anonymous at all times.
- Ship crews must be all-female with bust sizes of at least 85cm and above. Only one or two female crew with bust sizes below 73cm with a measured height of around 140-155cm are allowed per ship. Must bring own methods of contraception.
- Free music CDs and concert tickets for My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte and Linkin Park.
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On a serious note, other mecha animes like Votoms and Gasaraki have more practical, pseudo-realistic machines than those in Gundam animes; more believable in Red Eyes if you don't take into account the extreme h4x of its main characters.