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TSNamelessone1973
post Sep 5 2022, 03:09 PM, updated 4y ago

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This older couple we’re spending their later years hoping for grandchildren to no avail.

Giving up on their kids, they decided they were going to have their own grandchildren.

Their first step took them to their doctor to see if it was a possibility.

The doctor told them they had to determine the feasibility through a couple of tests.

He gave the grandfather to be a sample cup to return with a semen specimen.

A couple of days later the couple returned to the doctor and presented him with an empty specimen jar.

He looked perplexed and asked what had happened.

The man said, we’ll I first I tried with my left hand, nothing!

Then I tried with my right hand, nothing!

Then my wife tried with left hand, nothing!

Then she tried with her right hand, nothing!

She tried with her teeth in and then with her teeth out and she still couldn’t get the lid off the jar!

 

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