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TSNamelessone1973
post Aug 17 2022, 10:38 AM, updated 4y ago

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,” and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer…. for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

“Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.”

“Great!” said the couple. “But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.

“OH, COME ON!!!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?”
chtan
post Aug 17 2022, 10:42 AM

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3 months to find a priest is consider extra ordinary liao. My guess is he will never able to find even one.
kuntilanak
post Aug 17 2022, 10:53 AM

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erm, why not just ask the Man himself?

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SUStsunade
post Aug 17 2022, 10:57 AM

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3 months. Is a miracle that the couple is still in one piece when St. Peter came back. Oh wait…… maybe there aren’t many in line
kitzai
post Aug 22 2022, 09:02 PM

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The joke is not all priest can go heaven huhu

 

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