Teacher asked the children what their Dad's did for a living.

All the typical answers came up... Builder, fireman, policeman, salesman,etc.

Joshua, a kid with a blond mop of hair, was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the Teacher asked him about his Dad.

'My Dad's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the back lane and have sex with them for money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Joshua aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your Dad?''

No,' said Joshua, 'He's just a politician but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'