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TSNamelessone1973
post Jul 27 2022, 02:51 PM, updated 4y ago

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A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!”

The captain replies calmly, “Go get my red shirt.”

The soldier gets the shirt for the captain.

The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged.

Finally, the Spaniards win.

The soldier asks, “Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?”

The captain replies, “If I got injured, my blood shouldn’t be seen, as I didn’t want my men to lose hope.”

Just then, another soldier runs up and says, “Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!”

The captain calmly replies, “Go bring my yellow pants.”
mashagane
post Jul 27 2022, 03:00 PM

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hahaha that is a good one TS.
DSV4600
post Jul 27 2022, 03:00 PM

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Where's the green pants?
chtan
post Jul 27 2022, 03:19 PM

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QUOTE(Namelessone1973 @ Jul 27 2022, 02:51 PM)
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!”

The captain replies calmly, “Go get my red shirt.”

The soldier gets the shirt for the captain.

The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged.

Finally, the Spaniards win.

The soldier asks, “Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?”

The captain replies, “If I got injured, my blood shouldn’t be seen, as I didn’t want my men to lose hope.”

Just then, another soldier runs up and says, “Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!”

The captain calmly replies, “Go bring my yellow pants.”
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Sure not white one ah?
cycheah
post Aug 9 2022, 12:07 PM

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why yellow pants? becoz if he pee also can't see?
thomasjames
post Aug 12 2022, 07:23 PM

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Yellow means what ?
TSNamelessone1973
post Aug 12 2022, 07:27 PM

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QUOTE(thomasjames @ Aug 12 2022, 07:23 PM)
Yellow means what ?
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What is the colour of your poo & pee?

 

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