An airliner was flying at 35,000 feet, when the pilot comes on the intercom system and says, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry to tell you that we have a completely unrecoverable mechanical failure in the aircraft and we're going to crash in about 5 minutes.

I apologize there's nothing I can do! The best you can do now, is make peace with your maker.”

There was wailing and gnashing of teeth and crying going on, when this one young lady jumps up from her seat and says,

“I've never had sex and I want some man to make me feel like a woman right now before I die”!

A handsome, muscular young man gets up out of his seat and starts down the aisle towards her.

As he is walking, he's unbuttoning his shirt to take it off and she's thoroughly thrilled by his actions.

As he gets closer to her he balls the shirt up in his hands and throws the shirt at her!

As the young woman stood there in stunned silence wondering what just happened, the young man says,

“Here; wash this!”