There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.

The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

The Pope exclaims, "Every couple of years?? What!!?? We're still waiting for his second coming!"

The alien replies, "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?"

The Pope is flabbergasted, "What does chocolate have to do with anything?"

The alien says, "Well when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?

sorry but i don't get this.

eh...dun undstd...

What happened to Jesus at the end? He got crucified.

Would you come and visit again?

The aliens welcome him and gave chocolates everytime he visits

So.....er.....what so funny?

Aiyoh, I really need to post more direct jokes in the future since so many don't get it

Nothing so funny what. It happens here everyday. Typical corruption/bribe scenario only.

Huh? You understand the point of the joke or not?

It's not about corruption/bribe lar

okok.for christian second coming and final judgement is believed to be certain in the future. but this joke is about he did not come to Earth due to the treatment he received last time compared to the aliens

Yup. Aliens bribe him with chocolate while the earthling crucified him. Happens everyday here and not funny.