The author's got a point.

Throwing together a bunch of ingredients common to Asia, like fried wontons with vegetables and fruit and drizzling teriyaki dressing on top, and just calling it "Asian salad" because it has "all the crap you Asians use" is pretty bad.

Anyway, Western cultures should understand this. After all, 90% of Italy loses its freaking mind if you throw pineapple on top and call it a pizza.

Bro, when you say this, it makes me think you don't get enough vegetables and fruit in your diet.

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