Aug 27 2011, 07:27 PM
QUOTE(rave963 @ Aug 6 2011, 04:05 AM)
lols .. i was about to tell this too But my version is
If you have a gun with one bullet left. Which one would you shoot ?? The indian or the snake.
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Added on August 6, 2011, 4:14 amThis joke is for DotA players.
2 years ago during my secondary school days. Me and my friends went to Cyber Cafe to play DotA (Im a noob =D). Upon ganking an enemy hero. My friend who is a eurrasian (forgot spelling) used Huskar, Sacred Warrior. We shouted Huskar , ULTI ... He tells us no mana =-=''.. This was stupid. Because Huskar's ulti does not required any mana XD ..
actually the joke is if u have a gun with 2 bullets who do u shoot? being an indian myself, i'm able to laugh at jokes about us but i prefer they be written correctly if possible.If you have a gun with one bullet left. Which one would you shoot ?? The indian or the snake.
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Added on August 6, 2011, 4:14 amThis joke is for DotA players.
2 years ago during my secondary school days. Me and my friends went to Cyber Cafe to play DotA (Im a noob =D). Upon ganking an enemy hero. My friend who is a eurrasian (forgot spelling) used Huskar, Sacred Warrior. We shouted Huskar , ULTI ... He tells us no mana =-=''.. This was stupid. Because Huskar's ulti does not required any mana XD ..
if you have a gun with 2 bullets and in front of you are an Indian, a tiger and a snake what do you shoot?
Ans: the Indian, twice.
and the joke about dota is really funny. I like how you added the fact that he's eurasian to tie it with the theme of the racist jokes thread. that was really funny, i was literally doubled over laughing. of course it was so stupid to say he had no mana.
QUOTE(ashed_dreams @ Aug 23 2011, 06:54 PM)
Q: What do you call 4 indians under a red blanket?
A: KitKat
Q: What do you call a big fat indian under a red blanket?
A: KitKat chunky.
Q: What do you call a Sikh with one ball?
A: Balwan (ball-one)
Q: What do you call a Sikh with 2 balls?
A: Balan-sikh (balancing)
Q: What do you call a problematic sikh?
A: Tiunia Sikh
Q: What do you call a new born Sikh?
A: Sikh-let
Ah Beng was involved in a car accident, he told the police: "My car tyre no more flower kenot eat the floor..."
I think the jokes make more sense if you use 'Singh' instead of Sikh (no offence intended). Like the last one: a new born sikh would be a 'singh-let' aka singlet. A: KitKat
Q: What do you call a big fat indian under a red blanket?
A: KitKat chunky.
Q: What do you call a Sikh with one ball?
A: Balwan (ball-one)
Q: What do you call a Sikh with 2 balls?
A: Balan-sikh (balancing)
Q: What do you call a problematic sikh?
A: Tiunia Sikh
Q: What do you call a new born Sikh?
A: Sikh-let
Ah Beng was involved in a car accident, he told the police: "My car tyre no more flower kenot eat the floor..."
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