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 Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here

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rave963
post Aug 6 2011, 04:01 AM

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This is a hokkien joke that my father told me =D but its kinda lame

When a hokkien man stands in front of a black and dark tunnel, he ask is anyone there?? Then the tunnel replied him '' Wuu, wuuu ,wuu'' (means got got got). Suddenly the man is dead.

Why??
Heres the answer
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rave963
post Aug 6 2011, 04:05 AM

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QUOTE(maranello55 @ Aug 6 2011, 04:03 AM)
heres a famous one...

u see a snake and an indian.....which one u beat first?
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lols .. i was about to tell this too But my version is

If you have a gun with one bullet left. Which one would you shoot ?? The indian or the snake.

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Added on August 6, 2011, 4:14 amThis joke is for DotA players.

2 years ago during my secondary school days. Me and my friends went to Cyber Cafe to play DotA (Im a noob =D). Upon ganking an enemy hero. My friend who is a eurrasian (forgot spelling) used Huskar, Sacred Warrior. We shouted Huskar , ULTI ... He tells us no mana =-=''.. This was stupid. Because Huskar's ulti does not required any mana XD ..

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