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 Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here

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GammaBoy
post Sep 29 2007, 12:35 AM

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13) Staying out of sight........................Lei Ying Lo

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GammaBoy
post Sep 29 2007, 11:25 PM

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QUOTE(XP750 @ Sep 29 2007, 08:55 PM)
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One fine day 3 good friends died in a car accident, one chinese, one indian and one malay. They all went to heaven.

At the gate of heaven stood god, he said that they'll need to pay a large sum of money to enter heaven.

The chinese immediately found an Ah Long and borrowed the money from him, god let him through.

The Indian asked his family and relatives in heaven for the money, he too entered heaven.

So they both waited happily inside the gates for their Malay good friend.
After waiting for some time they felt weird that their friend hasn't show up yet, they then went outside to look for him and saw him standing there.

"What are you doing here? Why didn't you go in?" asked them both

"I'm waiting for the government" he replied
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