O.o chen its ang moh lah...
you are amazing

we need more jokes!

fire~
swt reli~~

racist!!!!!!
why indon not in the jokes???
indon oso malaysian what??

one day an indian, chinese and malay each got a car. so they decided to ask their gods to bless the car.

The indian sprinkled holy water on the car.
The chinese drove his car underwater.
The malay cut the exhaust pipe off.

Q: How do u make an Indian work?
A: Press the red button

How do you blindfold a chinaman?
Dental floss.

I LOLed at this....even though I am chinese

Din read thru the whole thread so if slowpoke then just deal with it!

This is a very very old joke, in the beginning of time, all man are created black, one day 3 frens was talking, a mat salleh, a chinese and an indian. They decide to complaint to god about being black and want god to do something about it. Suddenly A big bucket of water appeared in front of them and gods voice thundered from the clouds.

After bathing in this water you'll be white, just as the voice finish the mat salleh push off both the chinese and Indian and jump into the bucket, as usual mat salleh bathing style they soak inside for so long and he became white color, then he got off but due to the concentrated color that came out the water is yellowish, the chinese pushed the indian off and proceed to bath, chinese style of bathing he use a small bucket and began splashing water all over his body, he was so rough and by time he finished off the chinese became yellowish but the big bucket full of water are now left only half an inch of water.

Now the indians turn,

just finish reading from 1st page.
its gives me quite some laugh.............

but on the other hands, some jokes r just total phail.
a lot of jokes r repeated wit minor changes.

& also, some of jokes r not original, poster just change the characters in the joke to malay, chinese & indian.
like the "you got mail" joke, it was originally a blonde joke.
changing the character race dun qualified it as a 'racist joke', just more lame................

a chinese , a malay and an indian was driving the newest s class mercedes.

if you see the malay guy driving, his a driver (ah mad)

if you see the indian guy driving, its a stolen car

if you see the chinese guy driving, its his own car

A UMNO member was jogging in a park and saw a guy with puppies and said "They're so cute, what are they?" the guy replied "They are UMNO puppies". The UMNO member was amazed. He ran to the nearest UMNO office and told all his fellow UMNO members about those puppies. The next day a group of UMNO members came running to the park looking for the guy with the puppies. They finally found him and the UMNO member asked him to explain to his fellow UMNO members what puppies they were, "They are DAP puppies" he explained. The UMNO member was confused and asked "I thought you said they were UMNO puppies?", "No, yesterday they were asleep but today they are awake and actually have their eyes open".

Lol!!! U people are amazing by coming out with sooo many funny jokes!

learn to speak chinese:
1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong (something wrong)
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding (Who u hiding)
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao (come here now)
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum ***
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

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Added on June 4, 2009, 3:09 pmWhat do nikes and the police have in common?

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They both make black people run fast.


This post has been edited by nelson_hew: Jun 4 2009, 03:09 PM

hahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahhahhahha

erm,how is this even funny? =.=

Anyway:


Why would the world have been a better place if Adam And Eve had been Chinese?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.

Original.

One day, Malaysian government suddenly asks the people to hand in RM10,000 and give them 3 days to take the money out.

Day 1
Indian: Find money from relatives.
Malay: Do nothing.
Chinese: GNN CJB KNS @#%*(*&(#@%^(*&(@, stupid thing they come up. I am NOT going to pay it. I sue them only they know. (In his house.)

Day 2
Indian: Find money from friends.
Malay: Do nothing.
Chinese: GNN CJB KNS @#%&(*)(*#@%*&)(*)@#^#, stupid thing they come up. I am NOT going to pay it. I sue them only they know. (In kopitiam.)

Day 3
Indian: Queue up at the department pay up the money.
Malay: Do nothing.
Chinese: GNN CJB KNS @#%&(*)(*#@%*&)(*)@#^#, stupid thing they come up. (At the government department queuing up paying the money.)

^
Ahahaha, nice..
means chinese only talks alot, but less actions ehh..

haha, funny

An Old Imam

An old kampung imam had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.

1. The Holy Quran.
2. A fifty ringgit note.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. And a Playboy magazine.

'I'll just hide behind the door," the old imam said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up."

"If it's the holy book, he's going to be an Imam like me, and what a blessing that would be!"

"If he picks up the fifty ringgit note, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too."

"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and God, what a shame that would be."

"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room..

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Holy Book and placed it under his arm. He picked up the fifty ringgit note and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

"God have mercy," the old imam disgustedly whispered. "He's going to be an Umno Policitian!"



*I know this is not related to race, oh well just post anyways.

This post has been edited by Awan Afuqya: Jun 18 2009, 01:26 PM

Sorry if repost.

3 good friends, an Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were involved in an
accident and died on the spot. All 3 of them went to the heavens. Upon
reaching the heavens, 3 of them was on the waiting list, to meet god.
During this time, all 3 members of the family decide to do a funeral
together. All 3 bodies was peacefully placed on 3 coffins next to each other.
So, back to the heavens; the 3 lads finally got their turn to meet god.
But when god is about to register their names, he suspect that 3 of
them are not suppose to die yet. God told them they have at least 50
years to live. Rejoice, 3 of them was ordered to be set free down to
Earth. However, a greedy angel demand RM1000 from each of them
before he could set all 3 of them free...

Down at Earth, at the funeral, the Indian fella woke up from the coffin.
Everyone was shocked, of course. The Indian guy explained to
everyone that God decides to let them live but have to pay the angel
the sum of RM1000. The indian said he straight away paid the angel
lump sum cash of Rm1000 wihout hesitation.

Everyone was puzzled. Why only the Indian was revived. Where is the Chinese and Malay. The Indian expalined