Sep 25 2007, 02:37 PM
QUOTE(Ah-Ba @ Mar 4 2006, 09:36 AM)
A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen.
QUOTE(kelvinyam @ Nov 10 2006, 08:13 PM)
A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and
asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest
of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is
exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people
waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to
the canteen.
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different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and
asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest
of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is
exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people
waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to
the canteen.
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QUOTE(heretic6 @ Jun 9 2007, 01:21 PM)
MALAYSIAN HELL
A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country
He goes first to the German hell and asks, What do they do here?
He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then
they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, What do they
do here?
He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
many people waiting to get in?
Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a
former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then
goes to the canteen...
A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country
He goes first to the German hell and asks, What do they do here?
He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then
they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, What do they
do here?
He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
many people waiting to get in?
Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a
former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then
goes to the canteen...
QUOTE(oucheev @ Jun 23 2007, 01:14 AM)
A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells ----why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, sign the register and then goes to the canteen.
He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells ----why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, sign the register and then goes to the canteen.
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