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 Sammy famous quotes, tadaaaaa... ughh

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post Sep 24 2007, 08:13 PM

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post Sep 26 2007, 12:32 AM

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QUOTE(Kagaya @ Sep 25 2007, 11:13 PM)
Anyway, this is Joke Heaven, posting his picture here is a Joke, posting his name in the list of Ministers in Malaysia also qualified as a joke.
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its ok, this was in Coffetiam
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post Oct 5 2007, 02:47 PM

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Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw.
He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.



Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera.
Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera.
Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.





Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK.

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming back" in Indian accent).

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post Oct 22 2007, 09:27 AM

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hanya mahathir yang faham menteri menteri beliau
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post Oct 22 2007, 02:05 PM

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got from email, no credits to me tongue.gif
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post Oct 24 2007, 03:44 PM

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QUOTE(King83 @ Oct 24 2007, 03:39 PM)
I just received this sms...
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samyvellu was overheard by reporters saying this
"saya bersyukur angkasawan kita, setelah meninggal dunia selama 10 hari,
telah selamat dikebumi"

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