1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK
KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"

2) The one on TV when in trying to
say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan
saya besar`

3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita
akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-
orong kampong disini", one pakcik
asked, "Datuk,
sini takde sungai,buat apa
bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious
replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina
sungai!"

5) Samy's favorite quote on
national television "Toll naik sikit,
manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini
toll saya punya
bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortage
crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn
membuang aiyerr..!"

7) During blood donation campaign
in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua
menderma dara.."

8) During the opening speech of
various function: "...selamat datang
saudara-mara semua.." (actually
is "saudara-saudari" )

9) At an opening
ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka
rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk
membuka kain"

10) Commenting about his
modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya
sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway
concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy