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 Sammy famous quotes, tadaaaaa... ughh

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SUSb3rnard7
post Oct 22 2007, 02:02 PM

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QUOTE(hizperion @ Oct 5 2007, 02:47 PM)
Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw. 
He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.



Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera.
Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera.
Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.


Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK.

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming back" in Indian accent).
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Very funny Man! thumbup.gif But need a correction a bit....BAG = BEG (BAG in Malay)

Anyway,nice joke from u man! thumbup.gif
SUSb3rnard7
post Oct 24 2007, 02:22 PM

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what is Samy Vellu favourite song?




































Answer: Gloria Gaynor- I will survive (cos no one can sack him)

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post Oct 24 2007, 06:08 PM

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samyvellu was overheard by reporters saying this
"saya bersyukur angkasawan kita, setelah meninggal dunia selama 10 hari,
telah selamat dikebumi"

He should say "Saya bersyukur kepada angkasawan kita, setelah meninggalkan bumi selama 10 hari, kini telah selamat kembali ke bumi"

FYI,Samy Vellu BM is really sucks.When I was in 2nddary tat time,he came to our school giving some speech for those indian students.Those indian students who attend the speech told me tat his BM level is like those "pasar" level. doh.gif

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SUSb3rnard7
post Apr 21 2008, 06:25 PM

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QUOTE(EmperorMeng @ Apr 19 2008, 03:56 PM)
"an army will not stop me from winning sg siput elections"
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but he is already defeated! rclxms.gif

 

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