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post Mar 6 2022, 07:39 PM, updated 4y ago

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One of the high profile people migrated to Russia, now cannot receive bank payment, cannot use Visa and Mastercard. Really under siege now. Hope he actually know how to cook so can plant and cook own food.😁
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QUOTE(Jasonist @ Mar 6 2022, 07:41 PM)
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QUOTE(c64 @ Mar 6 2022, 07:42 PM)
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Serves this sei sohai fake martial artist.
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isnt he an actor?
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Well wasn't he kena bad relation with the Italian mob or something? If its true no wonder he go Russian mafia for protection
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QUOTE(Big Mouse @ Mar 6 2022, 07:39 PM)
One of the high profile people migrated to Russia, now cannot receive bank payment, cannot use Visa and Mastercard. Really under siege now. Hope he actually know how to cook so can plant and cook own food.😁
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Of course he can cook, he was a cook for the us navy warship.

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QUOTE(c64 @ Mar 6 2022, 07:42 PM)
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he's not fake martial art. he has black belt in aikido. also was martial arts instructor in Japan early days carrier.
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post Mar 6 2022, 07:51 PM

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QUOTE(Brotherjoe @ Mar 6 2022, 07:47 PM)
isnt he an actor?
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He claims to be a Martial Artist with a History in Martial art, even claim fight with Bruce Lee before which has been exposed as a lie. He has made many lies. This guy is a delusional fool who learnt a bit of martial art in Japan after staying there a while and claim himself grand master.

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QUOTE(djandrew @ Mar 6 2022, 07:51 PM)
he's not fake martial art. he has black belt in aikido. also was martial arts instructor in Japan early days carrier.
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post Mar 6 2022, 07:53 PM

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post Mar 6 2022, 08:04 PM

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post Mar 6 2022, 09:16 PM

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QUOTE(c64 @ Mar 6 2022, 07:53 PM)
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he is legit, or at least was, before he made a career in acting

Aikido is a philosophical martial art, pacifist type of self-defense, mostly spiritual but when it comes to physical contact, Seagal being 6'4 means he could topple most people rather easily by redirecting their own force

It's not an offensive and agressive martial art at all, it's quite the opposite and it's designed to neutralize any aggresion towards you and everything must be done in harmony

imagine being 6'4 in the 60s-70s, when normie pipul especially Asians with their diet at the time are still smol smol like average 5'5 lol

back then not a lot of pipul are trained in any form of combat skills, it's extremely rare in the 60s
Seagal was already a youngling at 3th Dan

a lot of other forms of martial arts like Karate etc were introduced in the USA in the 40-50's, but it's only in the mid 60s they gained some sort of official form and popularity and it's not until 2 decades more in the 70-80s do they become a household name and McDojos started popping up in every street blocks and everyone wanted to be Bruce Lee

so imagine only a handful of these Blackbelts exists in the early 60s, one of the few in the first wave of Muricans

just a handful vs the entire nation of normies who doesn't really know how to fight and has no combat training

in the normies' perspective, seeing Karate Taekwondo etc being agressive and offensive and all was cool and shiet, and it makes sense seeing fists landing on aggressor's head would knock'em out cold

Aikido on the other hand was revered and almost seemed mystical bikos there's no aggression or offensive attacks, normies would see practitioners simply waving their hands about and aggressors topples down with ease, so the legends and myth was born

Also mind this, it's the fucking 60s, when substance abuse was prevalent across the States. Normies were less violent during the Hippie era. Protests excluded lol.

It's a Psyop by the CIA obscurely releasing mind-altering agents like LSD and DMT into public in a mass experiment trying to see how it affects the human mind in the wild, in more numbers, so quicker results as compared to testing a few lab rats in hidden institution lol. There's many downside still todei, but it actually worked. There's a sudden upshift in the way humans think, the spiritual experience somehow opened a gate to something more, and it's like a paradigm shift or spiritual awakening, and you see a sudden upsurge of creativity, spiritual and critical thinking and innovation all across the board - industrial and scientific application, all form of art - visual, auditory and literary, and even performance art, all across the world. People suddenly was able to tap into some sort of otherworldly pool of knowledge in their spiritual walks when they were high lol.

So there weren't alot of people who could fight back then. These martial artists are legit as legit comes and they were even hired to trained the military

Seagal during this era is super legit. His way is the spiritual and harmonious way to neutralize threats.
Threats that weren't much for that era lol, everybody was either high or hippies were just as harmonious as his Aikido or just simply nobody knows how to fight. So he really was legendary figure.

Nobody knows how to deal with Aikido the same way nobody knows how to deal with Royce Gracie when he entered the early days of the UFC. Nobody knows how to deal with BJJ when UFC first started, heck it's what popularized and kickstarted the UFC, Gracie
using BJJ and toppling and grappling and turtling on the back of everyone on the mat lol. Nobody knows how to deal with BJJ, yet, back then. So it has that mythical legendary status to it then.

So much that Seagal still clings to his former days BEFORE he was an actor. He wasn't an actor unfil he's almost 40 in the 80s.
By then it seemed cool at first seeing muh Aikido used in movies, but by the 90s and entering the 2000's it just looks so goofy and out of place, or severely exaggerated.

2000's, Aikido in movies is simply laughable especially seeing how normies would compare Aikido to friggin Muay Thai etc.
Extreme opposites of principle and philosophy lol.

Ever since the 2000s Seagal has this wall put up around him, like a self-defense mechanism, from being laughed at by the normies I suppose. So even to this day he's still living in his illusion, still clinging to his past, like he has the magical powers to wave his hands and people would roll to the ground TODAY the way he could BACK THEN.

The problem with Seagal is now he's just living in his fantasies basking in his own memes in his head.

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1st rule in the movies, you never see him get beat down.
Until that movie where he fought mike tyson and lost (obvious body double though)

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QUOTE(Big Mouse @ Mar 6 2022, 07:39 PM)
One of the high profile people migrated to Russia, now cannot receive bank payment, cannot use Visa and Mastercard. Really under siege now. Hope he actually know how to cook so can plant and cook own food.😁
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In Russia, people tend to hoard hard cash than rely on the banks.
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post Mar 6 2022, 09:33 PM

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post Mar 6 2022, 09:44 PM

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post Mar 6 2022, 09:56 PM

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he is old now what he can do
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post Mar 7 2022, 04:24 AM

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Good.

A lot of his former co-stars say that he used to be a real asshole and big bully who would just go around hitting people for fun.
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Steven Seagal trying to peddle his crypto coins down south.

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QUOTE(djandrew @ Mar 6 2022, 07:51 PM)
he's not fake martial art. he has black belt in aikido. also was martial arts instructor in Japan early days carrier.
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Aikido = fake martial art. It's practically the most useless mainstream martial arts
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post Mar 7 2022, 07:31 AM

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Never been a fan of all his action movie. Boring as fuark. His opponent can never touch him. God level taichi master.
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QUOTE(Elden Ring @ Mar 6 2022, 09:16 PM)
he is legit, or at least was, before he made a career in acting

Aikido is a philosophical martial art, pacifist type of self-defense, mostly spiritual but when it comes to physical contact, Seagal being 6'4 means he could topple most people rather easily by redirecting their own force

It's not an offensive and agressive martial art at all, it's quite the opposite and it's designed to neutralize any aggresion towards you and everything must be done in harmony

imagine being 6'4 in the 60s-70s, when normie pipul especially Asians with their diet at the time are still smol smol like average 5'5 lol

back then not a lot of pipul are trained in any form of combat skills, it's extremely rare in the 60s
Seagal was already a youngling at 3th Dan

a lot of other forms of martial arts like Karate etc were introduced in the USA in the 40-50's, but it's only in the mid 60s they gained some sort of official form and popularity and it's not until 2 decades more in the 70-80s do they become a household name and McDojos started popping up in every street blocks and everyone wanted to be Bruce Lee

so imagine only a handful of these Blackbelts exists in the early 60s, one of the few in the first wave of Muricans

just a handful vs the entire nation of normies who doesn't really know how to fight and has no combat training

in the normies' perspective, seeing Karate Taekwondo etc being agressive and offensive and all was cool and shiet, and it makes sense seeing fists landing on aggressor's head would knock'em out cold

Aikido on the other hand was revered and almost seemed mystical bikos there's no aggression or offensive attacks, normies would see practitioners simply waving their hands about and aggressors topples down with ease, so the legends and myth was born

Also mind this, it's the fucking 60s, when substance abuse was prevalent across the States. Normies were less violent during the Hippie era. Protests excluded lol.

It's a Psyop by the CIA obscurely releasing mind-altering agents like LSD and DMT into public in a mass experiment trying to see how it affects the human mind in the wild, in more numbers, so quicker results as compared to testing a few lab rats in hidden institution lol. There's many downside still todei, but it actually worked. There's a sudden upshift in the way humans think, the spiritual experience somehow opened a gate to something more, and it's like a paradigm shift or spiritual awakening, and you see a sudden upsurge of creativity, spiritual and critical thinking and innovation all across the board - industrial and scientific application, all form of art - visual, auditory and literary, and even performance art, all across the world. People suddenly was able to tap into some sort of otherworldly pool of knowledge in their spiritual walks when they were high lol.

So there weren't alot of people who could fight back then. These martial artists are legit as legit comes and they were even hired to trained the military

Seagal during this era is super legit. His way is the spiritual and harmonious way to neutralize threats.
Threats that weren't much for that era lol, everybody was either high or hippies were just as harmonious as his Aikido or just simply nobody knows how to fight. So he really was legendary figure.

Nobody knows how to deal with Aikido the same way nobody knows how to deal with Royce Gracie when he entered the early days of the UFC. Nobody knows how to deal with BJJ when UFC first started, heck it's what popularized and kickstarted the UFC, Gracie
using BJJ and toppling and grappling and turtling on the back of everyone on the mat lol. Nobody knows how to deal with BJJ, yet, back then. So it has that mythical legendary status to it then.

So much that Seagal still clings to his former days BEFORE he was an actor. He wasn't an actor unfil he's almost 40 in the 80s.
By then it seemed cool at first seeing muh Aikido used in movies, but by the 90s and entering the 2000's it just looks so goofy and out of place, or severely exaggerated.

2000's, Aikido in movies is simply laughable especially seeing how normies would compare Aikido to friggin Muay Thai etc.
Extreme opposites of principle and philosophy lol.

Ever since the 2000s Seagal has this wall put up around him, like a self-defense mechanism, from being laughed at by the normies I suppose. So even to this day he's still living in his illusion, still clinging to his past, like he has the magical powers to wave his hands and people would roll to the ground TODAY the way he could BACK THEN.

The problem with Seagal is now he's just living in his fantasies basking in his own memes in his head.
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QUOTE(djandrew @ Mar 6 2022, 07:51 PM)
he's not fake martial art. he has black belt in aikido. also was martial arts instructor in Japan early days carrier.
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It is a dance rather than martial arts. Not for real self defense.
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QUOTE(c64 @ Mar 6 2022, 07:42 PM)
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Serves this sei sohai fake martial artist.
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QUOTE(omong @ Mar 7 2022, 07:31 AM)
Never been a fan of all his action movie. Boring as fuark. His opponent can never touch him. God level taichi master.
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All his movie sure he end up piap women....there is one movie he doesn't even move at all..... laugh.gif
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All his movie sure he end up piap women....there is one movie he doesn't even move at all.....  laugh.gif
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Under Siege 2 who he piap?

I only remember there was Katherine Heigl as his young niece. Tarak pedo wincest la...
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QUOTE(differ @ Mar 7 2022, 08:14 AM)
Under Siege 2 who he piap?

I only remember there was Katherine Heigl as his young niece. Tarak pedo wincest la...
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after his siege movie .... because all those movie are low budget movie.... laugh.gif
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QUOTE(doppatroll @ Mar 7 2022, 08:07 AM)
All his movie sure he end up piap women....there is one movie he doesn't even move at all.....  laugh.gif
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steven seagal the slap queen
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QUOTE(doppatroll @ Mar 7 2022, 08:28 AM)
after his siege movie .... because all those movie are low budget movie.... laugh.gif
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His movies got sex scenes wan meh. You sure you not mistaken with Van Damme?

JCVD movies memang most got sex scenes
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post Mar 7 2022, 08:39 AM

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Fake or not,he sure has more money than you laugh.gif
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QUOTE(differ @ Mar 7 2022, 08:37 AM)
His movies got sex scenes wan meh. You sure you not mistaken with Van Damme?

JCVD movies memang most got sex scenes
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both same, A lister dropped to B list action star

once their movies cant sell...like Seagal after Siege movies and JCVD after Universal Soldiers....

both venture into B grade movies with sex scenes inside....
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QUOTE(enterthefatdragon @ Mar 7 2022, 08:46 AM)
both same, A lister dropped to B list action star

once their movies cant sell...like Seagal after Siege movies and JCVD after Universal Soldiers....

both venture into B grade movies with sex scenes inside....
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i think the last movie i watched with him starring was Exit Wounds

after that never seen him until he was the bad guy in Machete
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QUOTE(djandrew @ Mar 6 2022, 07:51 PM)
he's not fake martial art. he has black belt in aikido. also was martial arts instructor in Japan early days carrier.
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Aikido has zero sparring training, zero practicality, zero fight references, zero accountability, but a 100% fantasy moves that defies law of physics.

Its not even a martial arts to begin with.

Also, sissiest sprinter ever.

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Rly topkek comparing aikido to other real martial arts. Is like saying yoga is a form of martial arts. Rly bodo one
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QUOTE(MishimaZ @ Mar 7 2022, 09:03 AM)
Aikido has zero sparring training, zero practicality, zero fight references, zero accountability, but a 100% fantasy moves that defies law of physics.

Its not even a martial arts to begin with.

Also, sissiest sprinter ever.

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People so rich probably got multiple passports and citizenships la.
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QUOTE(alucard89 @ Mar 6 2022, 09:29 PM)
1st rule in the movies, you never see him get beat down.
Until that movie where he fought mike tyson and lost (obvious body double though)
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QUOTE(differ @ Mar 7 2022, 08:14 AM)
Under Siege 2 who he piap?

I only remember there was Katherine Heigl as his young niece. Tarak pedo wincest la...
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outside of the movie who cares... even Milo Ventimiglia bone Hayden Panettiere before when they were uncle-niece in Heroes that time.

 

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