One of my football memories:

Was training with my other U-15 teammates at the school field, it was raining before that, but training need to go on. So we go on and play at the field. Suddenly i heard somebody starts cursing 'BABI! BABI!'.. then i saw the school's pacik who's job is to take care of the school field. He has with him a cangkul!! Upon seeing him, all of us ran away from the field! Match abandoned!