Once missed a hatrick of chances in a legue match. Wished that the ground would swallow me up, luckily we won thanks to a beauty of a goal from our Defensive midfielder.

Once scored a Beckhamesque goal from the edge of the penalty box. Team mate played a short corner to me, turned a defender and took the ball to the edge of the penalty box and let this curling effort rip. It curled into the top corner with the keeper only got a hand to it, but not enough to keep it out. Ran to the touch line and pointed to my number at my back. One of those rare moments where I felt like a star.

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Added on September 27, 2007, 3:28 pmCan't believe you said that, he is like 39 and still playing at the highest level. Plus he played in 8 Champions League Final, that is 8 man!!! Winning 5 of them. That is the same amount Liverpool has won in our entire history!!! The man deserves respect!!!

This post has been edited by Jonno: Sep 27 2007, 03:28 PM

Bicycle kick, not yet, dare not attempt it at all, had scored with volleys before, total fluke if you ask me, closed me eyes and hit it.

Sent off, luckily not yet, collected lots of yellow, and even gave away a penalty in a league match when I was studying in Australia. REf made a wrong desicion, went for the ball, got the ball and the man and he pointed to the spot. Was furious at the ref and he gave me a yellow. Was scarred to go in for another challenge after that.

Half naked? Top or Bottom?