During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
students, one by one - "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to
the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you Bill, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the table."

"And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.

LoL.. Good stuff.. cheeky

nice one...

lol where you get all those little johnny jokes??? cause i seen a lot already..... using little johnny's name......and ofcause.... all also not clean one...XD

This post has been edited by shirosakai: Sep 16 2007, 10:48 PM

shake hands, meet after supper.. ahaha.. note bad..