21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

“It’s the new white gold. Forget about BitCoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” shared Sam Yankwell of a local sperm bank, GoodSeed 4U.

“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”

Are these customers educated on the science?
“Our customers are from the highest educated demographic. In fact, our first customers were the very scientists and manufacturers paid to formulate the Covid jabs. They understand the human tests were skipped before rushing to market the various concoctions referred to as “vaccines.”

Is there anything else contributing to increased demand?
“Post-2020 unvaccinated donors have the added benefits of screening for higher IQs, logical thinking skills, and independent thought. After all, why opt to inject oneself with untested material when doing nothing at all entails practically no risk? Add to that the likely attainment of life-long immunity for most of the population, and you can see why our more logically thinking donors have come to this conclusion.”

“We’re planning to offer unvaccinated donors an incentive to come in regularly. Then, of course, we’ll have to compete with UBI, unemployment, and free state handouts, but we’re determined to come up with a plan to foster the next generation with GoodSeed.”

http://sodomsun.com/21000-price-increase-o...ccinated-sperm/

Topkek

Wehhhhh part time job le sebab ko kan professional anti vaxx JKOm macai pepegaman

ah feels good man boleh toceng and earn moniessssss

yup.. logical people usually buy sperm, bitcoin and ofcourse go genting..

Is this onion news? LUL.

Bodo sial

slurp slurp. delicious.

later got offspring as dumb as the genetic father how?

still want ke

This post has been edited by kira_88: Sep 8 2021, 11:59 AM

sodomsun is like the onion ya. fun to read btw, unless you are a moron, please stay away from it.

i just wish it have better domain name, most filter will block it,

They should import sperms frm Africa one of the few places very much unvaccinated. Their kids can grow up enjoying BLM too.

darn now i know why antivax

Fuuuuu!!!
i am regret.
should have preserve my pure sperm as many as possible before cucuke

good income!

can masturbate and can earn money

i curious if it is possible to check if the sperm is vaccinated..

mohon pencerahan doktor..

if unload one time = RM12
now increase 21,000% = RM2,500?

one month unload 4 times noneed to work

Cryto is a thing of the past. This the new Hot investment!

u got good gene or not?
kek

Customers are those antivax morons of course.. the prime sucker group to buy these kind of things

Vaccinated person must be feeling loser now

wadepak

good price

I'm now the alpha male

No longer virgin coz already kena cucuk, haihzz..

Foreveralone daily fap instant can make 75k a month. CEO level salary edi.